By cemakara3 - 12/03/2016 20:07 - Denmark - Vallensb?k

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Today, I had sex for the first time. Now my girlfriend won't talk to me because I don't think she is pretty enough since I "wanted it to be over so fast". FML
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Hey OP here. I showed my gf some of the comments on here and she is not mad anymore. Thanks!!

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Even if it weren't just biology, that seems like backwards logic. "You just came? You must think I'm hideous!"

CheekyRaccoon 27

It's still better than her asking, are you in yet? Practice makes perfect.

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Even if it weren't just biology, that seems like backwards logic. "You just came? You must think I'm hideous!"

I think you'll find that he said he wanted it to be over fast, not that he came fast...

Yeah I think you kinda missed the point

You can't just make yourself cum on command. FYL OP

Wow, this is a double FML. Hopefully you can explain to your girlfriend why you didn't last very long because she was so beautiful/awesome.

Actually, the way this FML was written confused me (particularly the quoted bit), but I understand, considering OP is Danish. I'm gonna say what everyone else is saying: OP, just tell her how you really feel and comfort her. If this persists, you may have bigger issues, but first, let her know you think she is attractive and wanted.

Mathalamus 24

Tell her she is so beautiful that you could not last long enough. (I am not responsible if it backfires somehow.)

I find the FML to be very ill-worded. The quotation marks made it hard for me to understand.

Well he is quoting his girlfriend

He's talking about having sex for the first, what's so confusing about that?

I highly doubt she said exactly "I don't think she is pretty enough since I wanted it to be over so fast." If she had said those exact words then they wouldn't have made sense at all. #4 is just saying that the quotation marks are both unnecessary and confusing (because they don't make sense), which is true. The FML would have been fine if not for the quotation marks.

I highly doubt she said exactly "I don't think she is pretty enough since I wanted it to be over so fast." If she had said those exact words then they wouldn't have made sense at all. #4 is just saying that the quotation marks are both unnecessary and confusing (because they don't make sense), which is true. The FML would have been fine if not for the quotation marks.

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It was his first time, give him a break. You Can't expect him to be a sex God, people are usually mediocre at things the first time they try it.

That was the dumbest comment i read today. I think the bad lover is actually his girlfriend here, the first time can already be really embarrassing to some people for obvious reasons. And his girlfriend is making it worse, assuming he did it on purpose and refusing to talk to him, which it very childish and stupid. It also makes me think wether it was or wasn't her first time too, she's not mature enough to have sex if she's gonna get upset for such little things.

I don't think the OP is a bad lover, but even if he is the right way to go about that is to talk, communicate and experiment to make it better for both parties. Not to throw a tantrum. Learning your partners body and likes and stuff takes time. As does stamina and techniques to last longer. Don't give up OP. (:

Your poor SO, they must feel awful when you expect them to immediately be good at something like that.

delfino1604 24

that was a rude thing to say. dude needs our support. he gets an A for effort.

@35 Did you even read her screen name? There's a lot wrong with her comment, but leave her English alone. Frankly, I'm impressed that she still used the correct versions of your and you're. A lot of native speakers on this site can't claim the same.

No wonder you profile says single.

He was inexperienced. If anyone's a bad lover, it's you, #5, for making assumptions and expecting too much. Get the fuck outa here.

5, your grammar physically hurts to read.

ndnpride88 25

Being your first time man you should be able to get that thing reloaded and go again. Always go for extra rounds.

CheekyRaccoon 27

It's still better than her asking, are you in yet? Practice makes perfect.

stevenbro 6

I don't think I lasted more than 20 seconds my first time. Tell her its totally normal for that to happen the first time for a guy. Upon further thought, it's a pretty bitchy thing for her to say.

I think I lasted 30 seconds actually. so I feel you. lol however after my first time we tried again 5 minutes later and then I lasted like 5, 10 minutes.

My boyfriend's first he lasted 30 MINUTES O.O He had done other things, just never actually been inside of a girl... Maybe that's why?

Why do guys always fire too fast the first few times :/ it is so annoying.

CheekyRaccoon 27

Sorry we don't come with a stay hard switch with 6 different speed settings that vibrates.

It's their first few times so their bodies don't have a proper control or grip on it. It's not their fault, so don't blame them. You need to give it a few attempts before your system starts to get the hang of it. Sucks to be the person in the other end, but you can always get your way from a different method if they climax early.

no one is born a sex god. it takes practice and time and experience. cut the dude a break.

Have you ever actually had sex, 14? Because your grammar is about as good as that of someone who's a little too young for that, so I'm not even sure you know what you're talking about.

I'm kinda glad that I've never been in a relationship

You are cute I don't know why you have never been in a relationship man

Rei_Ayanami 18

Other than a Bieber haircut and looking 12 you mean? That and just because somebody is cute does not mean they aren't awkward or rude.

You don't need to be in a relationship to have sex, the same way you don't need to have sex to be in a relationship.

He might also just be shy or not interested in relationships yet, that happens too. Just because someone is cute doesn't mean they ask everyone out and accepts just anyone who asks them out too.