By 21ShitCleaner - 21/04/2015 12:51 - United States - Poway
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By Chris - 03/04/2011 17:41 - United States
We can tell
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Just a prank, again
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Let 'em in
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Good intentions
By Anonymous - 04/08/2013 07:11 - United States - Vallejo
Never enough
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By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States
Get it?
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Good morning to you too
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By Anonymous - 25/02/2011 06:40 - Australia
Highly inappropriate
By thesockmancometh - 30/07/2009 15:21 - United States
No Ragrets
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By nomomsonfacebook - 24/06/2013 00:30 - United States - Stamford
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Insult to adultery
By Anonymous - this FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - United States
By sanoria51 - 26/04/2013 23:58 - United Kingdom - London
Fancy seeing you here
By Alyssa - 19/10/2009 19:37 - United States
Alexa, play "Family Snapshot" by Peter Gabriel
By totalloss - this FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States - Pompano Beach
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Hi all, I'm the OP. I didn't have an account when I posted this so I created one to respond to some comments. First off, my roommate is my friend from college. We both go to grad school at the same school so we moved in together after graduation. I had never met her mom before we moved in & only accepted her facebook friendship a few months ago because she wanted me to help her plan a birthday surprise for her daughter. I quickly realized she really did it to spy on her daughter/me when she posted things like "where are you guys?" "what are you up to tonight?" "where was this pic taken?" literally multiple time a day. At first I thought it was funny but it became increasingly worrying recently until I decided I felt too uncomfortable & unfriended her. Within five hours she was wailing in my kitchen about how horrible I am & trying to pack my roommate's things to move her out. My roommate was mortified & told her she was being irrational & she left in a huff & hasn't spoken to her daughter since. Thanks for all the funny posts, made the situation much lighter. Now I'm just glad my mom doesn't have facebook!