School, Pranks and Kids: Just a prank, again

Just a prank, again

By momaaa1342 - 21/10/2013 03:51 - United States - Elmwood

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school today. She had been telling the teacher, "I have a huge boner." Apparently, some of the kids at school told her it meant 'headache' and she's been saying it all day. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/12/2009 00:45 - United States

Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML

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She's 28

By beelover97 - 28/05/2022 18:00

Today, I got a phone call from my daughter’s school. Apparently she stood on top of a table and screamed, “I HAVE SYPHILIS” at the top of her lungs. She’s in kindergarten. Where in the world did she even hear that? FML

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By Bad Mommy - 21/06/2012 05:40 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I found out from her teacher that my daughter in kindergarten gets the little boys in her class to play grown-ups with her. It's basically dry humping and groaning. FML

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By massage mama - 04/08/2019 07:00 - United States - Hesperia

Today, I got a call from my daughter’s school. Apparently, she told her teacher about the “special massages” mommy gives her. I’m a licensed massage therapist, and I massage my daughter with lavender to help her sleep. Now everyone thinks I’m a weirdo. FML

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Cheeky

By RB84 - 22/04/2017 02:00

Today I got a call from my daughter's school, because she claimed that she couldn't see out of her right eye. I panicked and went to pick her up. On the way to the emergency room, she turns to me and says, "I'm fine. I didn't want to take a test." FML

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You deserved it 666

By Gumfanatic302 - 07/05/2009 01:43 - United States

Today, I got a call from my child's preschool saying that "Mindy keeps saying she sits on her daddy's lap and plays with his peter." My daughter meant 'puter, as in computer. Now the school is worried my husband is a child molester. FML

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By Boneo and Juliet - 16/07/2015 19:22 - United States - Amherst

Today, I accidentally texted the girl I like, "Oh god, I just choked on a boner." I meant bone. FML

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You deserved it 5 013

By disappointed - 01/07/2016 03:31 - United States - Rockville

Today, my eldest daughter told me about the sharp pains she's been having for the past couple of days. She also told me how she thinks it's really pointy carrots trying to escape her body. She's 11, and going to middle school. FML

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Wake up

By Anonymous - 11/12/2021 23:01

TToday, my daughter was hungover, so to teach her a lesson I started banging a pot next to her ear. An hour later, we’re in hospital. She wasn’t hungover; she hadn’t even been drinking. Her migraine was a huge aneurism one sneeze away from bursting and killing her instantly. I’m a terrible dad. FML

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Huge balls

By Anonymous - 10/10/2021 19:04 - United States

Today, I had to pick up my son from school because he was constantly talking about his "Giant pen." In mid-July, I got him a giant-sized pen (writing utensil) and he liked it very much. Apparently, one of the teachers had their mind in the gutter and thought he was talking about… you know what. FML

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You deserved it 147

rykothechubby 5

Monday 21 October 2013 11:18

That's a 'hard' problem to deal with.

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 21 October 2013 11:21

Yay! Here come the penis jokes! I just love how original they'll all be.

Comments

rykothechubby 5

Monday 21 October 2013 11:18

That's a 'hard' problem to deal with.

Sandsh8rk 36

Monday 21 October 2013 14:32

No.

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 21 October 2013 16:19

Yes?

SgtAssCheeks 21

Monday 21 October 2013 16:46

I think so.

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Monday 21 October 2013 19:29

Perhaps.

KawaiiCupcake 14

Monday 21 October 2013 19:39

Eww

_parth 20

Monday 21 October 2013 20:28

PUN PUN PUNS PUNNY

incoherentrmblr 21

Tuesday 22 October 2013 11:11

If this is a "head"-ache, I can only imagine how a migraine would be...

tooperfect4you 3

Tuesday 22 October 2013 14:31

that wasn't very punny

Dodgydaly 11

Monday 21 October 2013 11:19

did you soften her mind

skilova4lifezzz 19

Monday 21 October 2013 15:51

Just no.

caohm 18

Monday 21 October 2013 17:59

what does that even mean?

kickass1954 14

Sunday 3 August 2014 1:29

Haha ew

LarissaAllen 10

Monday 21 October 2013 11:20

I guess you'll have a bone to pick with her 'eh?

Ambient25 24

Monday 21 October 2013 11:52

All 3 of you failed

Imhere4fml 24

Monday 21 October 2013 19:58

Just 2.

Ambient25 24

Monday 21 October 2013 21:58

it was 3 at first. #1 had a major comeback

Grand_Cookie 21

Monday 21 October 2013 11:21

Yay! Here come the penis jokes! I just love how original they'll all be.

LanceGoodthrust 19

Monday 21 October 2013 14:12

Here "come" the penis jokes... Haha, good one!

saraitkddh 47

Monday 21 October 2013 17:04

I see what you did there

IloveToLaugh143 21

Tuesday 22 October 2013 2:22

Me: Teacher! I have a boner and it really hurts! Teacher: Excuse me? What did you just say? Me: You know. The boner that throbs?

sadistmonkey 19

Tuesday 22 October 2013 3:45

Oh, don't be a dick about it.

ohSNAPyall 26

Tuesday 22 October 2013 5:35

So! They laugh at my boner, will they?! - The Joker See: http://www.comicbooktidbits.com/BATMAN%20BATTLES%20JOKER.htm

Rohit281 13

Monday 21 October 2013 11:22

Why didn't the teacher manage to convince her that she's wrong? Toddlers generally believe their teachers more than their peers..

Blastoid 13

Monday 21 October 2013 11:30

it wouldn't be much of Fml, if it was a toddler.. I would assume the daughter to be old enough to know what a boner is.. if she was indeed that young.. op shouldn't care much..

ViRepz 28

Monday 21 October 2013 15:45

She could be in high school?

sarcasticlover 30

Monday 21 October 2013 16:21

if she was in high school I'm pretty sure she knew what a boner means!

saraitkddh 47

Monday 21 October 2013 17:07

I bet explaining this to her would be awkward regardless of whom ever is gonna do it

thrifting 18

Tuesday 22 October 2013 2:50

I asked what an ****** was in eighth grade science class. I honestly didn't know. Sheltered child..

macelonel 26

Saturday 2 November 2013 5:23

there are really stupid girls in high school.

sarcasticlover 30

Monday 21 October 2013 11:23

haha! something to laugh at when she grows up :-P

tygerarmy 35

Monday 21 October 2013 11:24

What's wrong with you having a lady boner?

Bostern 29

Monday 21 October 2013 11:24

I can't tell if this would be worse if you had a son instead.

mangobbler 11

Monday 21 October 2013 11:30

This is a confusing scenario. Sometimes kids hear stuff god knows where. Good luck with this issue, OP, and just to be safe, be careful with what you say around the kid. Who knows if she learned that from you. xD

SoliDSt33L 33

Monday 21 October 2013 11:40

Mangobbler, did you read the FML? Her fellow students told her the word and the false definition. As far as we know, OP told her daughter nothing. I'm starting to wonder exactly how old OP's daughter is.

mangobbler 11

Monday 21 October 2013 13:28

Damn, I did read that wrong. Thanks for the heads up. My bad. So yeah, one could say kids will be kids, but there is a limit. A small punishment could be useful here, but it is said that it is more effective when you catch the perpetrator on the spot, figuratively speaking...