Today, I went to a dance with the boy I like. To my delight, he tried to pick me up. To my dismay, he couldn't. FML
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ambowew
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I like 'em round, I like 'em chunky.
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jerseyboy732
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someone didn't eat his wheaties
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ambowew
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I like 'em round, I like 'em chunky.
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RawEndo
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u should rip her friend a new one
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fireice22
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Cookies? It would explain the problem.
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K_kanaka
| 26
Don't worry OP may be he's just really really weak...hopefully.
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deviable
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Cookies don't cause problems, they solve them!
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j_cat187
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Chunky monkey!
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studdmuffin1990
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That's the second time today that I liked a comment and it turned to 69 lol
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KeyboardWarrior
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56 Is the number 69 really that funny?
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sickjairo
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The name so nice you say it twice Moto Moto
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ohxdamnxkay02
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He couldn't pick you up because you are fat, your fat because he couldnt pick you up..... I failed.
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RawEndo
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tell him to do some push ups
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tttt122345
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Since when do push ups help you carry people?
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stevenJB
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Back and bicep muscles help you here...and legs obviously
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jerseyboy732
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someone didn't eat his wheaties
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fireice22
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Maybe because she finished it all.
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Superstitious
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'Cos you gotta watch out for the calories in those Wheaties...
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CheckItOutItsYou
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Hmm, are you to heavy or is he to weak?
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narrowords
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*too (x two). EVERYONE'S THINKING IT, might as well write it...
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CheckItOutItsYou
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I know right
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dhardesty23
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don't let it get you down. maybe he has a bad tendon or sprained his shoulder the day before...or maybe he's just weak
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smileypoop
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how could it get her down if she couldn't even get up?? :D
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CaliGali
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Sounds like you both could use some working out
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GoW_Chick
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...or he could use some working out.
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Furrywhiplash
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...or he can stop fooling around and absorb android #18 already and achieve his perfect form. Then hold a tournament to decide the fate of Earth. (sorry, I've been watching dbz lately..... I have no life, don't worry, I know.)
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ZooMzy
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28- I don't see a problem. I couldn't lift up my girlfriend before I achieved my perfect form. Now that I have absorbed Android 18, I can twirl her around with both hands tied behind my back.
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CryMoreFMLs
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30 - Which limb are you using then?
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ZooMzy
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42- Exactly.
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GoW_Chick
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Now time for some awkward conversations around the punch bowl!
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perdix
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Why did this comment get so many thumbs down? It's quite good!
Please judge a comment on its content, not who wrote it. If you have a problem with GoW_chick, deal with it some other way than keeping the rest of us from seeing her work.
My suggestion is that you skip over her comments and don't let your hatred of her corrode your soul. The rest of us want to see what she has to say.
Please judge a comment on its content, not who wrote it. If you have a problem with GoW_chick, deal with it some other way than keeping the rest of us from seeing her work.
My suggestion is that you skip over her comments and don't let your hatred of her corrode your soul. The rest of us want to see what she has to say.
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l0v3p4in
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Who doesn't like GoW_Chick?
Her comments are cute, fun, and quite innovative.
Perdix, I think your defense of her made enough people thumbs up all the thumbs down. Good work. ;)
Her comments are cute, fun, and quite innovative.
Perdix, I think your defense of her made enough people thumbs up all the thumbs down. Good work. ;)
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TuLegit
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Agreed
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thisisafunnyname
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I thumbed up her comment before I read Perdix's comment. Cause I'm a fearless fucking savage
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Savra_fml
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Do, or do not. There is no "try" - Yoda.
As a subtle hint, suggest he watch the movie "pumping iron". Unless of course, his strength is not the problem. FYL either way.
As a subtle hint, suggest he watch the movie "pumping iron". Unless of course, his strength is not the problem. FYL either way.
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tygerarmy
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At least the boy you like likes you.
Exercise and practice will help.
Exercise and practice will help.
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ICATiger
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You need to put your back into it boy!!! And bend your knees!