Miscellaneous: Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday....

By moviewalker - 26/11/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, my parents and I went to the movies for my mom's birthday. After the movie, my mom and dad got into a fight, and left me at the movies. My cell phone was dead, and my house was about 12 miles away. They finally came and picked me up, hours later. FML

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By daenerys stromboli - 28/12/2013 18:11 - Ireland - Navan

Today, my parents started fighting at a restaurant. Embarrassed, I went to the restroom to get away and stayed in there for about 15 minutes, knowing how long their fights can last. When I came back, they were gone. They'd ditched me, and left me to walk several miles back home. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/11/2010 07:35 - Singapore

Today, I went shopping with my parents. Halfway through, I got separated from them and tried to call them only to find out my cell phone battery was flat. A few minutes later, an announcement was made for a lost child. It was by my parents. I'm 36. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/07/2023 04:00 - United States - Warren

Today, my mom and dad went off somewhere for some alone time together. My mom had apparently turned her phone off and my dad left his at home. In that span of time, my brother had accidentally locked himself out of his house, and my sister was also trying to get a hold of them, and now are asking me where they're at. FML

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By chippuh - 26/04/2009 23:44 - United States

Today, my family and I drove to a mall an hour away. We split up, and I went into a store by myself. A little later, I get a call from my brother asking me where I am. They had already left to go home and didn't notice me missing from the car. They were already halfway home. FML

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By leftbehind - 27/02/2009 18:17 - United States

Today, my family was leaving for a weekend trip and was supposed to pick me up on the way down. About an hour before they are supposed to arrive, my mom calls to tell me that there's no room left in the car, so they won't be stopping to get me. FML

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By edhere4u2nv - 06/06/2012 18:51 - United States - Ozone Park

Today, I got into a fight with my mom, and stormed out of the house. I walked two blocks before realizing that I have no place to go, and no friends to vent to. FML

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By poisongrl - 06/09/2011 22:53 - Macedonia

Today, it's my birthday. My dad came to pick me up, but after I had put my backpack in the back seat and closed the car door, he drove off without me. It started to rain, and I was without my phone or wallet. FML

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By svsksosnns - 11/05/2016 03:59 - United States - Olympia

Today, I went on the road for work for the first time in a very long time. I was enjoying lunch with coworkers when my phone got bombarded with calls and texts. Turns out my wife and my mother had gotten into a fight within two hours of me being away. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2020 02:00 - United States

Today, I noticed that my mom had left the house without her cell phone. I called her phone to let her know she forgot it. FML

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By car trouble - 14/10/2016 08:12 - New Zealand - Auckland

Today, my dad refused to pick me up because he didn't want to get off the couch, so I had to walk for an hour and a half to get home. When I finally got home, my dad had gone out to pick my sister up from her friend's house. Her friend lives a 3-minute walk away. FML

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RadSam 8

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:35

Maybe they weren't really fighting. Maybe they wanted some special alone time 'cause it was her birthday, and could think of no other way to get it. Either way, it's an FML.

wordgirl 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:16

???? Like seriously? Your parents suck, dude. They suck really bad. Really.

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wordgirl 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:16

???? Like seriously? Your parents suck, dude. They suck really bad. Really.

mikeyboi19 5

Friday 27 November 2009 7:04

It's not their fault he's not loved enough for them to remember him.

frankgrimes 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:16

that sucks if your under 17. but if your over YDI for not having your own car.

rontifu_fml 2

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:21

If they were going at the same place, why the hell will they take 2 cars to go there?

lmaoatyourlife 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:37

Yeh im confused too, why would they leave you there because they were fighting?! Did they drive home to go fight in private and leave you there? Or do they infact have 2 separate cars? Either way, i don't see why they would leave you there! I hate poorly worded FML's.

Armin_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 13:17

Make up sex at home, they didn't want him around and came back for him when they were done :-D

zeal 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:55

I think what happened was they came in one car, but got so angry that they drove away quickly and forgot about the OP.

acai_blueberry 0

Tuesday 1 December 2009 10:08

ya happened to me, but they came back for me after like an hour and a half

whatfml 0

Monday 31 May 2010 8:57

it was all a set up! they just wanted sex and not have the op home. sounds pretty smart to me

FMLAddict1313 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:20

Oohh, that sucks.

Antivirus_fml 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:28

Atleast they came to pick you up.... i dont really see the FML here.

swooshq 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 16:25

Yeah...and OP was at a movie theater, so he could've spent that time watching movies or something : D

Bansheethekilla 2

Sunday 29 November 2009 6:23

that really depends if he had money

jebby011 0

Sunday 25 July 2010 0:47

you could have walked. you coulda got there in about 2 hours and a half

Chigagigaroo 0

Monday 1 August 2011 9:54

No, there's something called movie hopping. :)

anoymousjoe 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:33

well if the movie was michael jacksons this is it, it woulda been a slit ur wrist moment. so FYL either way

RadSam 8

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:35

Maybe they weren't really fighting. Maybe they wanted some special alone time 'cause it was her birthday, and could think of no other way to get it. Either way, it's an FML.

waterynuggets 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:59

Could be, or their make up sex is the best.

RadSam 8

Thursday 26 November 2009 13:03

Ah, I think you're on to something.

4ddie 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 12:38

This isn't a FML.. They came and picked you up later.

loki09 4

Thursday 26 November 2009 13:09

Why didn't you start walking? You could have probably made it home in the "hours" you had to wait for them.

tiancai 0

Thursday 26 November 2009 13:16

Aww, so you can't walk 12 miles? I used to walk more than that through a forest with swamps when I was 10. It wouldn't take more than 3 hours for an average person to walk 12 miles on a solid flat road, plus it's good for your health to have your fat ass walk once in a while.