Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
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sigurd
| 11
You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)
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SirTalkaton
| 22
It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden
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sigurd
| 11
You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)
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lp5252
| 4
he's a mother father gentlemen
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woosah
| 16
I agree with that, but I feel like he didn't need to grab a fan a blow it at her. The stench would have reached her soon enough!
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ryan112
| 12
I find this funny. Lol! All the above.
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Angeuh_fml
| 21
What ? But women are Princesses : we don't pee, poop or fart ! ;)
Instead we're making rainbows <3
Instead we're making rainbows <3
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sigurd
| 11
#11, but then she would have time to escape!
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FweakofCydonia
| 40
Seriously #24, a PSY reference?
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baseballdude1283
| 18
That's a successful marriage right there
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chabelo
| 10
yeah confidence and jokes that's pretty much a good marriage
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avapaige1234
| 19
Why are some people so illiterate with sarcasm?
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avapaige1234
| 19
Why are some people so illiterate with sarcasm?
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cmayer
| 20
Sounds like you married a good man.
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woosah
| 16
What a gentlemen.
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SirTalkaton
| 22
It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden
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SpamPam
| 18
Would that be a different story if OP farted? I just hope Op's spouse is prepared for retaliation.
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flashback.miss
| 28
Aww come on, learn to laugh a little :) Should've sang along with him :D
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UnidentifiedFun
| 37
At least he was joking, and didn't change the words to,"Lady looks like a dude."
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ironichalibut
| 24
"dude looks like.. He won't have a lady much longer"
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Ceejay1
| 13
He is disrespectful & nasty.
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Mossears133
| 15
He is freaking awesome!
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mmizbbz210
| 13
its a joke. i dont understand how people can not take one...
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Harpy20
| 24
My husband likes to do it after he eats cheese. I feel like I'm suffocating. Sounds like a great relationship to me :)