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You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)
he's a mother father gentlemen
I agree with that, but I feel like he didn't need to grab a fan a blow it at her. The stench would have reached her soon enough!
I find this funny. Lol! All the above.
What ? But women are Princesses : we don't pee, poop or fart ! ;) Instead we're making rainbows <3
#11, but then she would have time to escape!
Seriously #24, a PSY reference?
yeah confidence and jokes that's pretty much a good marriage
Sounds like you married a good man.
What a gentlemen.
It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden
Would that be a different story if OP farted? I just hope Op's spouse is prepared for retaliation.
At least he was joking, and didn't change the words to,"Lady looks like a dude."
"dude looks like.. He won't have a lady much longer"
He is disrespectful & nasty.
He is freaking awesome!
My husband likes to do it after he eats cheese. I feel like I'm suffocating. Sounds like a great relationship to me :)
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You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)
It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden