By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
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You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

SirTalkaton 22

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

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You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

he's a mother father gentlemen

I agree with that, but I feel like he didn't need to grab a fan a blow it at her. The stench would have reached her soon enough!

I find this funny. Lol! All the above.

What ? But women are Princesses : we don't pee, poop or fart ! ;) Instead we're making rainbows <3

#11, but then she would have time to escape!

Seriously #24, a PSY reference?

baseballdude1283 18

That's a successful marriage right there

yeah confidence and jokes that's pretty much a good marriage

avapaige1234 19

Why are some people so illiterate with sarcasm?

avapaige1234 19

Why are some people so illiterate with sarcasm?

Sounds like you married a good man.

What a gentlemen.

SirTalkaton 22

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

Would that be a different story if OP farted? I just hope Op's spouse is prepared for retaliation.

flashback.miss 28

Aww come on, learn to laugh a little :) Should've sang along with him :D

At least he was joking, and didn't change the words to,"Lady looks like a dude."

"dude looks like.. He won't have a lady much longer"

He is disrespectful & nasty.

He is freaking awesome!

mmizbbz210 13

its a joke. i dont understand how people can not take one...

My husband likes to do it after he eats cheese. I feel like I'm suffocating. Sounds like a great relationship to me :)