FML : Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and...

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 10 June 2013 01:52 / United States

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By sigurd | 11

#5528266 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:21

You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

By SirTalkaton | 22

#5528271 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:23

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

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By sigurd | 11

#5528266 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:21

You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

lp5252 | 4

#5528272 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:24

he's a mother father gentlemen

woosah | 16

#5528278 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:26

I agree with that, but I feel like he didn't need to grab a fan a blow it at her. The stench would have reached her soon enough!

ryan112 | 12

#5528347 - Monday 10 June 2013 10:38

I find this funny. Lol! All the above.

Angeuh_fml | 21

#5528749 - Monday 10 June 2013 19:05

What ? But women are Princesses : we don't pee, poop or fart ! ;)
Instead we're making rainbows <3

sigurd | 11

#5528813 - Monday 10 June 2013 19:36

#11, but then she would have time to escape!

FweakofCydonia | 40

#5614097 - Monday 5 August 2013 19:07

Seriously #24, a PSY reference?

By baseballdude1283 | 18

#5528267 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:22

That's a successful marriage right there

chabelo | 10

#5528281 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:27

yeah confidence and jokes that's pretty much a good marriage

avapaige1234 | 19

#5528466 - Monday 10 June 2013 13:57

Why are some people so illiterate with sarcasm?

avapaige1234 | 19

#5528467 - Monday 10 June 2013 13:59

Why are some people so illiterate with sarcasm?

By cmayer | 20

#5528269 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:22

Sounds like you married a good man.

By woosah | 16

#5528270 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:22

What a gentlemen.

By SirTalkaton | 22

#5528271 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:23

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

SpamPam | 18

#5529041 - Monday 10 June 2013 23:41

Would that be a different story if OP farted? I just hope Op's spouse is prepared for retaliation.

By flashback.miss | 28

#5528275 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:25

Aww come on, learn to laugh a little :) Should've sang along with him :D

By UnidentifiedFun | 37

#5528276 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:25

At least he was joking, and didn't change the words to,"Lady looks like a dude."

By ironichalibut | 24

#5528277 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:25

"dude looks like.. He won't have a lady much longer"

By Ceejay1 | 13

#5528279 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:26

He is disrespectful & nasty.

Mossears133 | 15

#5528902 - Monday 10 June 2013 21:15

He is freaking awesome!

mmizbbz210 | 13

#5529477 - Tuesday 11 June 2013 5:58

its a joke. i dont understand how people can not take one...

By Harpy20 | 24

#5528282 - Monday 10 June 2013 9:27

My husband likes to do it after he eats cheese. I feel like I'm suffocating. Sounds like a great relationship to me :)

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