By Anonymous - 10/06/2013 01:52 - United States

Today, my husband farted, grabbed a fan and blew the smell right at me. Disgusted, I reminded him that I’m a lady, not a dude. He burst out laughing and sang, "Dude looks like a lady." FML
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sigurd 11

You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

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SirTalkaton 22

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

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sigurd 11

You should be able to handle someones farts and take it as a joke when you are married with them. Return the favor :)

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woosah 16

I agree with that, but I feel like he didn't need to grab a fan a blow it at her. The stench would have reached her soon enough!

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ryan112 12

I find this funny. Lol! All the above.

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Angeuh_fml 21

What ? But women are Princesses : we don't pee, poop or fart ! ;) Instead we're making rainbows <3

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sigurd 11

#11, but then she would have time to escape!

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baseballdude1283 18

That's a successful marriage right there

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chabelo 10

yeah confidence and jokes that's pretty much a good marriage

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avapaige1234 19

Why are some people so illiterate with sarcasm?

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avapaige1234 19

Why are some people so illiterate with sarcasm?

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cmayer 20

Sounds like you married a good man.

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SirTalkaton 22

It's not true love until you can fart in front of them. Sounds like you guys are golden

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SpamPam 18

Would that be a different story if OP farted? I just hope Op's spouse is prepared for retaliation.

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flashback.miss 28

Aww come on, learn to laugh a little :) Should've sang along with him :D

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UnidentifiedFun 37

At least he was joking, and didn't change the words to,"Lady looks like a dude."

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ironichalibut 24

"dude looks like.. He won't have a lady much longer"

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mmizbbz210 13

its a joke. i dont understand how people can not take one...

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Harpy20 24

My husband likes to do it after he eats cheese. I feel like I'm suffocating. Sounds like a great relationship to me :)

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