Transportation: Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy...

By seriously - 17/12/2014 13:33 - United States - Oak Lawn

Today, I decided to splurge and get valet parking at a fancy restaurant. I got out of the car and gave the man my keys and watched as he slowly backed my car into another car. FML

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Same thing different taste

By hatty - 23/09/2011 13:48 - United Kingdom

Today, I had my car valeted at my hotel. The manager came out, took my keys, and said the car would be waiting for me in an hour. I was then forced to watch from the lobby as the "manager" sped off downtown. FML

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Fighting talk

By Anonymous - 23/04/2022 18:00

Today, I went out with my girlfriend to a restaurant. After parking up next to a badly parked Audi, I commented, “Typical shit parking by an Audi driver.” Unbeknownst to me, the owner was walking to his car at the exact same moment. FML

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By papergirl - 24/04/2009 15:47 - United States

Today, I went to a fancy restaurant. I was coming right from work and brought a change of clothes with me. I parked in an empty corner of the parking lot to change. As I was pulling my pants up, I noticed that I was facing an apartment complex where an old guy was watching me from his balcony. FML

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By carlyalexia - 28/08/2020 20:01

Today, I was trying to do a nice thing and let my friend's mom borrow my car. I went to move my mom's car that was parked behind me so that I could get my car out, and then proceeded to back into my dad's new company car. FML

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By Datingdisaster - 17/08/2018 01:30

Today, I went on a date. We met in the parking lot of a restaurant. As I approached his car he took one look at me, said "Nope", and drove off. FML

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By parkingisawesome - 06/05/2011 00:35 - United States

Today, leaving the restaurant I work in, the car next to mine was very crookedly parked. I had a hard time backing out. It turned out the whole restaurant was watching me, and they all started to clap as I drove away. FML

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By whoneedsdumbcars - 14/08/2009 08:29 - United States

Today, at a restaurant, I noticed a really hot girl leaving with her friend. A few minutes later they came back, laughing uncontrollably, and announced that some moron forgot to put on their parking brake and the car was rolling into the full parking lot. It was my car. They watched me chase it. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 18:19 - United States

Today, I backed my car into a parked car in a parking lot. Not only did I back into a parked car, but it was the ONLY parked car there. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By greatdriver...4 - 31/08/2011 11:07 - United States

Today, I tried to back out of a spot in a parking garage. I did a 12 point turn, hit the car behind me and still didn't manage to get out of the spot. Everyone was staring at me, and the attendant had to come over and move my car for me. I have to park there every day. FML

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jmigs17 19

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:44

I never valet. Walking is better for you anyway

PrincessCastiel 27

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:45

He better be paying for the damage I'm so sorry OP!

Comments

jmigs17 19

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:44

I never valet. Walking is better for you anyway

Duckzy 16

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:30

Never skip leg day...

BigLatchZatch 14

Wednesday 17 December 2014 20:38

Valet isn't always bad, but it's generally better to get the exercise if you can.

lil_ham1644 29

Thursday 18 December 2014 0:07

Also, if it's really busy & you're in a hurry, I'll use it (if it's cheap)

Mauskau 35

Thursday 18 December 2014 2:18

I wouldn't even let my family park my car, why would I let someone else do it for me? (I'm guessing that's what a valet is, I've never seen one in the UK that doesn't mean a car wash)

mld4657 28

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:44

ouch that's not cool. is the damage bad

LunaRebirth 7

Thursday 18 December 2014 8:10

is that a question

fabulouskenaz 6

Friday 19 December 2014 5:11

Was THAT a question?

PrincessCastiel 27

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:45

He better be paying for the damage I'm so sorry OP!

ohSNAPyall 26

Wednesday 17 December 2014 19:51

Since the restaurant offers valet service, I'm sure it has insurance for this sort of thing.

Econforthwin 15

Wednesday 17 December 2014 20:10

I was gonna say after reading this, that's more of a valet's problem than a OP's problem.

shivamtrivedi 24

Wednesday 17 December 2014 18:47

Woah. Watching it in front of your own eyes. That must've been painful. Hope you get over it and not get any nightmares :P Seriously though, I sincerely hope that you don't have to pay for the damage.