By SmellyCloset - 05/10/2014 21:34 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I found a decomposing hamster deep in my closet. My daughter had hidden "Peach" after accidentally killing it and said it had ran away a month ago. And I'd believed her. FML
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MartinDJ 26

Well clearly you need to learn your daughter about what you can and can not lie about. This is just nauseating.

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MartinDJ 26

Well clearly you need to learn your daughter about what you can and can not lie about. This is just nauseating.

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Queen_of_Night 20

"Can and cannot lie about"? When I was growing up I was pretty sure the general rule of thumb was don't lie.

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junkman6 22

It's an old saying 20 "learn that child a thing or two." Am I just getting old or is that saying still common among you chillins?

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MartinDJ 26

20 well I'm sorry but I've never learned that learn was a wrong word to use in this specific sentence. Ahh never mind get it now

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JayGatsby 25

#17, sometimes you have to lie out of respect for others (white lies), however for the most part I do agree that people should try and tell the truth as often as they can and also that they should phrase the truth in a nice manner.

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Moonunit226 19

Its ok, In Norway, Sweden and Denmark it is more common to say "I will learn you a lesson" instead of "I will teach you a lesson" sentences are structured differently in those places :)

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Just_A_Tree 20

You got some skeletons in your closet. Hiding your problems only allows for them to come back and stink up your life/ room.

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iLike2Teabag 27

"This hamster is so raw, a skilled vet could have saved him!" - Gordon Ramsay

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RayvenWhite 12

Lol I could hear it in my head with his voice. XD Nice one.

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Just_A_Tree 20

I've had a dog run away. That's what my mom told me as my dad planted a new tree in the backyard. Hey, wait just one minute. I don't think that was a tree! It was a Red Fern! Now I remember.

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AnyaS 19

I was asked the same thing about turtles when two of mine actually ran away.

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doodlecloud 26

Have you ever held a hamster? They scurry EVERYWHERE. If you don't keep your eye on them you will probably lose them. Weird fact - apparently someone near me has just found their hamster, alive, after it ran away about 6 months ago. I don't really know how that's possible but it was in the local paper...so, maybe it's true?

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juturnaamo 29

My snapping turtle ran away. Luckily, we live near several bodies of water.

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orbit 22

The hamster in Malcolm in the middle ran away

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sylverdrag_fml 9

Have you checked the closet? :D

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Chibi_Kitten 24

Just how old is your daughter? Poor Peaches never stood a chance.

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TheHarvardian 25

isn't the line about the dead pet running away what the parent says to the kid?

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foxwasalamb 24

kid logic. same as when your parents asked you where this was or why didnt you do that and we just shrugged and mumbled "idunnno"

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awesomeamandas 37

considering the hamster is already decomposing i would say it is rotten. next time you try to be funny take a few seconds to think over what you have said before sending the comment. it might save you the embarrassment of being burried.

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Brandi_Faith 33

50, So you're saying if the hamster wasn't already decomposing it would be fine to eat?!

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Awesome_Ninjaz 12

Well, all meat starts to decompose as soon as the animal is dead. Eat up.

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qpdoll 19

Yeah, because when I look through the comments, my one wish is to get the sudden urge to vomit.

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