Intimacy and Health: Today, I was having sex with a guy that I had been dating for... - FML

By Anonymous - 26/09/2017 21:45 - Netherlands - Amsterdam

Today, I was having sex with a guy that I had been dating for a while, when I suddenly went into an anaphylactic shock. Instead of helping me and calling the emergency line as I was losing consciousness, the guy drunkenly slurred to me that I should "just calm down" and then went into a deep snoring sleep. FML

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Seeya55 31

Tuesday 26 September 2017 23:08

Well, you state he was drunk, so I wouldn't exactly blame someone who was drunk with good decisions. Glad you're OK!!

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 26 September 2017 22:53

It appears you’re allergic to assholes.

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gobiteme2 34

Tuesday 26 September 2017 22:28

He was still there for you in a strange way

Amy C 2

Tuesday 26 September 2017 22:35

I think I married that guy. Run.

Tripartita 44

Tuesday 26 September 2017 22:53

It appears you’re allergic to assholes.

jaraht 4

Wednesday 27 September 2017 4:20

Butt he's gay.

Chief117s 5

Thursday 28 September 2017 13:36

He's an asshole because he didn't help because he was impaired? You have garbage logic.

Seeya55 31

Tuesday 26 September 2017 23:08

Well, you state he was drunk, so I wouldn't exactly blame someone who was drunk with good decisions. Glad you're OK!!

magicGriffon 5

Wednesday 27 September 2017 0:54

holy shit are you okay ? do you know what set it off

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 27 September 2017 17:10

That... really sounds like he was too drunk to consent, in all honesty. Unless you were equally drunk, which I can't imagine is a pleasant combination with anaphylaxis.

KittyMack 13

Thursday 28 September 2017 20:06

I can't believe people are excusing this because he was drunk! I have been super duper drunk before but I'd still be ready to freak out if a companion started dying in front of me! Even if too drunk to remember the number for 911, one can help by running screaming to the neighbor's or at the very least show empathy by crying. Lack of giving a shit is this guy's problem, not the booze.

Seeya55 31

Friday 29 September 2017 18:54

Oh man, you're right! Everyone has the same sense and ability while drunk just like you! That makes sense! Hey OP! Listen to this guy! /s

Jillian51894 12

Thursday 28 September 2017 20:14

Oh my god!!! I hope you beat the piss out of him, that's life or death ?

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