By coolguy - 06/11/2012 05:15 - United States - Chesapeake

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Good luck trying to get her off you now
He said obsessive, not obese
Today, I got a guy from class drunk enough to sleep with me. Ilml/I love my life
YDI for getting drunk enough to sleep with someone you wouldn't want to sleep with sober.
Drunken actions are...well drunken actions
Which is like one drink.
I've always watched my drunk friends from a sober point of view, and it has seriously discouraged me from becoming an alcoholic. Stories like this are one reason why. Lmao, suck to be you, OP, but a definite YDI.
65- I bet you haven't drunk much alcohol. From experience, you can be so drunk you don't even remember the night before, or that you slept with your girlfriends sister and best friend. I woke up feeling great, but still have no memory of the event.
Being an alcoholic would make her pretty forever! Except for the side effects, it's a fool-proof plan!
who needs a liver?
Yeah, aside from having no money and being permanently impaired, it works great!
well, "cool guy" how cool do you feel now?
Hopefully he doesn't feel a burning sensation.
Excuse, excuses. You've secretly wanted her all semester. Admit it.
#7 you reminds me of raj in the latest big bang theory episodes lol
I've never heard of that show.
I'm not an American. I don't really watch American tv that much anyway.
There name is Emerald Isle... so maybe they don't get Big Bang in Ireland?
55- I highly recommend watching that show then. It's hilarious! :D
That's one hell of a hangover, seeing man-faced obsessive chicks after a night of drinking. Oh wait, she's actually there. Still one hell of a hangover
Oh man. Now she is really never going to leave you alone...
Classic alcohol related story.....
Maybe you did such a bad job having sex with her that she's bow out peacefully! Who am I kidding? You're screwed for getting screwed!
I think you're over looking the obsession this girl had all semester. She now probably thinks it was meant to be and will be singing, "Yeah, baby give me one more night"!
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Still a better love story than Twilight.
YDI for getting drunk enough to sleep with someone you wouldn't want to sleep with sober.