By coolguy - 06/11/2012 05:15 - United States - Chesapeake
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YDI for getting drunk enough to sleep with someone you wouldn't want to sleep with sober.
Being an alcoholic would make her pretty forever! Except for the side effects, it's a fool-proof plan!
Excuse, excuses. You've secretly wanted her all semester. Admit it.
Maybe you did such a bad job having sex with her that she's bow out peacefully! Who am I kidding? You're screwed for getting screwed!