By ScrewedOver - 02/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML
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allmidnighteyes 10
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If you "loved" him, then you shoudl've told him. (Although I doubt it was love, I'm thinking it was more of an ongoing crush) "Today, the guy I 'love' got back together with his ex because I didn't tell him how I feel. FML" Your life is not fucked.

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FerrariCake 2
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This guy wasn't stupid. He knew what he wanted and he got it. "Stupid" would be spending a lot of time and effort to plan a party, inviting someone who you think is the "love of your life", and just hoping that he'll fall madly in love with you for no particular reason. In other words, stupid is believing that fairy tales are documentaries.

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namezox 0
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date his brother... if he has one.

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youreanidiot 0
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what a boring FML PS he's not the "love of your life", you're an over emotional obnoxious 16 year old who needs to grow the fuck up

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Philosophic 0
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Wait... so you're trying to tell me people come with dates now? Like.. "March 8th"? You lost me... but anyways.. what's his brother's date? I bet it's on a Tuesday!

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mydgmax 0

don't throw parties on new years -.- everyone is busy that day

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videokid2000 10
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Everyone is busying PARTYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

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jamila123 5

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powersmoke 0
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You are stupid for misinterpreting her situation. LOL!

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FerrariCake 2
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This guy wasn't stupid. He knew what he wanted and he got it. "Stupid" would be spending a lot of time and effort to plan a party, inviting someone who you think is the "love of your life", and just hoping that he'll fall madly in love with you for no particular reason. In other words, stupid is believing that fairy tales are documentaries.

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Anteezy 7
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How does this make guys look stupid? If anything the OP fails when only 3 people, which is really really sad, come to her party and she claims that the guy is the love of her life while it's pretty obvious she never even made her feelings clear. The OP is stupid.

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ajaysallthat 0

No. 21 has it pegged

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JassyJas 2
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I'm so sorry, that really sucks, guys are stupid

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fancyclown 9
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Is that the only form of consolement girls offer?

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allmidnighteyes 10
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If you "loved" him, then you shoudl've told him. (Although I doubt it was love, I'm thinking it was more of an ongoing crush) "Today, the guy I 'love' got back together with his ex because I didn't tell him how I feel. FML" Your life is not fucked.

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Icarus3 0

Does he even KNOW that he's the "love of your life"? Or are you just a self-absorbed melodramatic girl with a crush? You probably think that Twilight is the epitome of romance, too. YDI.

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sharon_ellj 0

Oh gosh, the love of your life? Wow that must suck... A lot. But dude, stop being one of those girls who wait and wait for the guy that their in love with to wake up. And then whaddya know? They're 50, heartbroken, single and childless. Move ON please!

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ZleveL 0
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"the love of her life" in this case is probably a month and since she's probably a 14 year old twilight loving freak (as stated somewhere above) she thinks that a loving relationship can occur in one night

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claudia19801811 14
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Not many 14y/o throw parties...

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kerrygirl 13
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i just find it odd that you'd invite his ex to the party if u were trying to get with him!

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TheTragicReturn 0
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Exactly what I was thinking. Possible scenario: "Today I attended my friend's party. There, she hooked up with my ex right in front of me, just like she planned. FML."

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Zahoor 0

firsttt! and y did u invite his ex in the first place?.. ydi

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peace7love2FML 0

haha fail. your 9th and OP, wow. how ironic is this?! FYL. guys she has no control over whether the dog chokes and dies or not.

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peace7love2FML 0

wow I posted that on the wrong fml

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ferdte 0
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buy some friends ;)

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dangletsbang21 0

yeah why would you invite his ex, honestly hun I would just move on :/

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