Love: Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people...

By ScrewedOver - 02/01/2010 00:09 - United States

Today, is January 1st. Last night, I threw a party. Only 3 people came. Luckily, one of the people who came was the love of my life, I had been hoping to get a midnight kiss from him. Unluckly, he decided to get back with his ex-girlfriend. At my party. They were liplocked almost the whole time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2013 07:50 - Australia - Sydney

Today, during the countdown to midnight, I looked for my girlfriend so I could kiss her as 2013 began. I found her just in time to see her making out with some guy she swore was "only a friend." FML

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By dlova - 27/01/2009 06:33 - United States

Today, I was at a party and spent the whole night bragging to my friends about how I thought this girl was totally into me. As we were leaving, we saw the same girl making out with my ex. FML

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By bbns - 14/01/2009 11:57 - Germany

Today, I organized a party, invited a girl I've been secretly in love with for years, as well as a friend of mine who brought along an unknown mate of his. The party was fine, although the unknown mate threw up all over the floor. Now, the girl is dating that unknown mate and is in love with him. FML

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Strategic

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 13:50 - South Africa

Today, I went to a huge party. My ex boyfriend was there who I still have feelings for, so I decided to make him jealous by making out with the really drunk guy next to me. While we were making out, he threw up in my mouth and all over me. Everybody found it hysterical including my ex. FML

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By ItSucks - 01/01/2010 05:12 - United States

Today, I was with my boyfriend of two months, hoping this would be our night of the first kiss. I was so excited when the ball started to drop. When it hit "0", I turned to him, hoping for a kiss, and saw him making out with another girl. He didn't even turn around. FML

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Caught in the act

By Anonymous - 12/08/2021 14:01

Today, I went to a party and saw my current boyfriend making out with my ex-boyfriend. FML

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By bubblegum92 - 29/06/2013 08:02 - Australia - Perth

Today, It was my fiancé's 21st birthday party. It ended with him too drunk to walk and wailing about how much he misses an ex girlfriend of his that he dumped 4 years ago. FML

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The ex from hell

By welpwelpwelp - 08/07/2015 17:45 - Australia - Canberra

Today, while at a party, I ran into the girl I've liked for ages. I was so nervous, but I managed to keep the conversation going for a half hour. After mustering up the courage to ask her out on a date, her drunk, over-protective ex burst in and threw up on my shirt. Good timing, asswipe. FML

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By anonymoose - 30/05/2013 00:39 - Australia - Adelaide

Today, in the middle of our one year anniversary dinner, my boyfriend's ex-girlfriend showed up declaring her love for him. They left together and I had to take the bus home. FML

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By Funless - 18/08/2010 16:52 - United States

Today, I was invited to a party, but I didn't attend because my boyfriend would be disappointed with me. Instead, I spent the night with him watching movies. At the end of the night, he broke up with me because I wasn't fun enough. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:35

If you "loved" him, then you shoudl've told him. (Although I doubt it was love, I'm thinking it was more of an ongoing crush) "Today, the guy I 'love' got back together with his ex because I didn't tell him how I feel. FML" Your life is not ******.

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 11:30

This guy wasn't stupid. He knew what he wanted and he got it. "Stupid" would be spending a lot of time and effort to plan a party, inviting someone who you think is the "love of your life", and just hoping that he'll fall madly in love with you for no particular reason. In other words, stupid is believing that fairy tales are documentaries.

Comments

namezox 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:31

date his brother... if he has one.

youreanidiot 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 19:40

what a boring FML PS he's not the "love of your life", you're an over emotional obnoxious 16 year old who needs to grow the **** up

Philosophic 0

Tuesday 9 March 2010 3:38

Wait... so you're trying to tell me people come with dates now? Like.. "March 8th"? You lost me... but anyways.. what's his brother's date? I bet it's on a Tuesday!

mydgmax 0

Sunday 13 March 2011 20:46

don't throw parties on new years -.- everyone is busy that day

videokid2000 10

Saturday 10 March 2012 1:45

Everyone is busying PARTYING!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

jamila123 5

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:32

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powersmoke 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:39

You are stupid for misinterpreting her situation. LOL!

FerrariCake 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 11:30

vesperl 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 11:58

^ win.

Anteezy 7

Saturday 2 January 2010 12:57

How does this make guys look stupid? If anything the OP fails when only 3 people, which is really really sad, come to her party and she claims that the guy is the love of her life while it's pretty obvious she never even made her feelings clear. The OP is stupid.

ajaysallthat 0

Friday 12 February 2010 2:22

No. 21 has it pegged

JassyJas 2

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:35

I'm so sorry, that really sucks, guys are stupid

fancyclown 9

Sunday 25 December 2011 21:40

Is that the only form of consolement girls offer?

allmidnighteyes 10

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:35

Icarus3 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:43

Does he even KNOW that he's the "love of your life"? Or are you just a self-absorbed melodramatic girl with a crush? You probably think that Twilight is the epitome of romance, too. YDI.

alexandraa_fml 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 10:48

Word.

howsentimental 0

Wednesday 10 February 2010 0:38

Well said.

RavenXRampage 1

Thursday 21 October 2010 17:03

I concur.

sharon_ellj 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:46

Oh gosh, the love of your life? Wow that must suck... A lot. But dude, stop being one of those girls who wait and wait for the guy that their in love with to wake up. And then whaddya know? They're 50, heartbroken, single and childless. Move ON please!

ZleveL 0

Saturday 6 February 2010 8:12

"the love of her life" in this case is probably a month and since she's probably a 14 year old twilight loving freak (as stated somewhere above) she thinks that a loving relationship can occur in one night

claudia19801811 14

Monday 4 August 2014 22:58

Not many 14y/o throw parties...

kerrygirl 13

Saturday 2 January 2010 9:56

i just find it odd that you'd invite his ex to the party if u were trying to get with him!

TheTragicReturn 0

Saturday 2 January 2010 22:55

Exactly what I was thinking. Possible scenario: "Today I attended my friend's party. There, she hooked up with my ex right in front of me, just like she planned. FML."