I can't help it
By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 17:47 - Ireland
By Anonymous - 14/02/2015 17:47 - Ireland
By alliwantisabandaid - 11/02/2011 08:27
By madelynn - This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff - United States
By Anonymous - 13/01/2011 23:00 - United States
By RckRagman - 30/04/2009 14:55 - United States
By anonymous - 06/05/2013 18:08 - United States - Poway
By Unemployed - 21/09/2009 17:08 - United States
By catguy - 19/08/2009 09:08 - United States
By spellbound - 19/12/2012 14:59 - Australia - Perth
By Anonymous - 04/08/2009 00:25 - United States
By Spike2013 - 25/02/2015 05:57 - Canada - Thompson
By PartTimePrincess - 10/09/2013 14:56 - United States
By Dreadge - 15/01/2010 19:37 - Israel
By indiansbaseball4 - 14/01/2010 08:27 - United States
In Texas there are TONS of bars that are 18+....for all of you that claim it has been on a show, that's your own prerogative and you might need to get out more and quit watching so much TV. Just sayin'....BUT what's so bad about trying to experience an older woman while I'm still young enough to do something about it?? haha. Bad thing about the whole deal was, I never made a move on her other than dancing and I wasn't even looking at her when she started sobbing out of control! After the comment I bought her a drink, and never even glanced her way again. FYI, while I don't have a "fake," I use my brothers I.D., so as far as the bars are concerned, I'm 25..good call synchroskater
By drugsforthugs - 18/11/2014 17:26 - United States - Sierra Madre
By lostlove - 01/10/2011 02:57 - United States
By spandexwiener - 18/08/2012 16:27 - United States - Export
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By Anonymous - 29/06/2013 14:57 - United States
By Sovekipisse - 15/06/2013 22:24 - France - Arthon-en-retz
By Anonymous - 22/11/2009 07:31 - United States
By fuckshitcockwaffle - 31/05/2013 14:59 - Australia - Bayswater
By dieana - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - Canada - Lacombe
By milkymoo - 30/05/2011 01:45 - Cyprus
By Hey_Buddy_ - 11/06/2015 03:38 - United States - Jensen Beach
My bf isn't the most publicly affectionate guy (and I'm not the most publicly affectionate girl either, so it works out) so we saw each other with friends for a few hours before retreating back to spend time with just each other. I found this to be really funny, I just wanted to share it and didn't really have anyone to talk to about it and stuck it on here, never expecting it to be published. It's not like he hadn't said anything along those lines, just as far as saying "I missed you" my boobs and ****** got those first lol Nope, my boyfriend is wonderful and makes me laugh like crazy, and I'm even sitting in his apartment visiting him for a few days right now, laughing at all the comments on this post.
By Anonymous - 03/02/2013 02:47 - United States - New Haven
By Anonymous - 01/02/2013 22:13 - Romania - Cluj-napoca
By walkingdictionary - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Canada - Toronto
By Jennandco - 28/04/2015 05:23 - United Kingdom
Hey guys, OP here! Yeah hahah, it was just funny because literally 5 minutes before hand, I questioned whether he had, because I had my suspicions and he had a huge go at me for even suggesting it. I'm basically 'thick' because I didn't figure that when we were arguing about his number of jobs, he said 'at least I'm not an unemployed prick' he was talking about his actual genitalia, rather than just his employment (we weren't having sex because I was still recovering from an operation because I had been really ill) I didn't want to believe it because we had been on/off for 6 years and he really meant a lot, but then he showed me their messages discussing their sex just to hurt me further, but then expected me to get over it. So I guess then I kind of had to, huh? But it wasn't the first time he had done that, first time I tried to get over it. Not this time.
By deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego
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Hey, OP here. I was on the road, the other driver was exiting the parking lot and pulled out directly in front of me. I hit the drivers side front fender and door on her car. I had no time to stop. Fortunately for her, I was well under the speed limit otherwise it would have been a lot worse. The police said she was 100% at fault because she didn't make sure it was safe to proceed.