To buy the falcon use the money you saved by switching to State Farm.

Better said than done. But I sure would like a trained falcon. Seems awesome!

13 - Rest in peace diggnation. If you don't know what that show is then you don't deserve that pic. I had to say that. I know I'll get buried.

With the OP's luck, the falcon might just end up staying in the tree and making a nest (out of the lost plane, no less!)

"I could've bought a falcon!"

Buy another plane to knock it off.

49 - OP would probably also get that one stuck in the process.

Trees are like giant spider webs. I once managed to get a brick stuck in a tree trying to get a nerf football down.

Ladder!

Or cut the tree down!! Wait, the airplane might get damaged... Ok I'm out of ideas.

That's a great idea!

Or buy another plane to try and crash the first one out of the tree.

Get a monkey to get the plane down... And the plane that you got stuck up there as well if you've already followed the guy above's voice.

Did you throw rocks at it? Everyone one knows that has gotten something stuck in a tree knows throwing rocks at it gets it down. Usually when I see a cat or a kid or a kite stuck in a tree I'll just chuck a few rocks until they fall right out, it's fool proof OP.

You throw rocks at cats and kids!?

Only if their stuck in trees that's the only reason i would do that, that's what I do just helping out.

If he could he wouldn't have posted on FML lol.

Hey you never know. Lol

Actually I do know... It does not work. TRUST ME.

That just makes it more tangled, I would think.

7- And tomorrow we're going to see an FML saying he tried for a day to get it down and then grandma simply flew it out first try.

The firemen have much more important things to do than get OP's toy plane. -_-

Yeah, like play pong pong!

Sounds like something a retard would say. Take that how ever you like.

If you didn't like her comment okay, but there was no need for you to be such an asshole.

Assholes, everyone knows one.

If you don't know the asshole, chances are, you are one.

If you don't have an asshole, chances are, you're an android.

If you do have an asshole, chances are you've met Enonymous. *wink*

Just look at her profile pic. It just screams "I'm better'n you."

Fack tongue twister!

She deleted her comment now I can't troll her...

Dr. Seuss is back..

The usual what? The usual coffee, the usual haircut, the usual sandwich, the usual ********. I mean endless possibilities you have thrown my brain into. THE USUAL WHAT!!! :D

too*

Too, Thank you was not paying attention.

17- I*

My English teacher would hate you...

35- I think the English language hates her.

I don't think anyone on fml likes her... since almost everyone is a "grammar nazi"

Gotta luv ppl who spends moar time on fml corrrcting pplz grammar then anyting???? And yes, I did that on purpose. You people are worse then trolls at least their funny.

They're*

Than* They're*

Damn #51 you ninja'd me!

Than* trolls,* Sorry, you set yourself up for that. I'm not actually sorry

PoINt WeL pRvEN thxU

48- It's really not that hard to re-read what you have typed and proof read to check for errors. The fact that you made multiple errors on multiple posts lets me know it wasn't just autocorrect. I'm not a "Grammar Nazi" usually but your typing was deplorable

It's now getting to the point where I'm now hard pressed to understand you...

The fact that you are continuously replying to correct me, really proves you are. And I'm doing it on purpose. Which I admitted it. If you are going to bother to correct me. Please learn to read.

Like I said your atrocious writing brought my inner-Grammar Nazi out

We wouldn't have to reply to you if you weren't replying to us... please explain to me your logic

*da da tsk*

I know, you'd think after his "little" 9/11 incident they wouldn't allow him to fly anymore.

#36 - I wouldn't joke about 9/11 like that... I wouldn't be surprised if almost every American commenter on here rages at you.

I actually am American I just don't think it's too bad to make a joke about who was involved in it. A bad joke would be about the people dying in it.

Hwkfan - No. Just no. I hope the mods nuke your comment and teach you a lesson by banning you, you insensitive ass. Even non-Americans know not to make jokes about that.

Yeah hwkfan1. I'm not trying to get all crazy serious on an FML but making a joke that OP was a saddistic religion radicalist that hijacked a plane into a building to kill thousands is just not cool. And in this lifetime I think it's just too soon.

I'm not sure why Skooms, Doc and Hairy P are being thumbed down. The joke was pretty insensitive. You're 14, so I guess 9/11 didn't necessarily have that much of an impact on your life. Because if you had a loved one that died in the Twin Towers, one of the downed flights, or in the army as a result, you wouldn't be tossing around jokes like that. Even if people found this funny, they should at least see that it was a tasteless joke.

People are just assholes who think joking about something that involves terriosts is funny. I myself lost two family members in 9/11, i'm sure if you lost one if your family members it wouldn't be funny. Keep thumbing down the sensible people though you immature little kids. Show some respect to the people that lost their lives to a terriost attack.

No #26 it's more *ba dum tss*

Thank you that is the sound I was aiming for

Really i think its like "ba gum tssssh"

Buzzer for you. ^