FML : Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

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Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML

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Hi. I'm OP. I have 3 goats and they're very sweet and playful. One of my goats will nibble clothes if you don't watch him, but never did I think he'd bite 5 inches of hair off! Oh well. If you hate goats it's no skin off my back.

By the3goatlady / Monday 1 September 2014 16:22 / United States - Madison

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By Enslaved | 36

#6054194 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:21

Did you get a Goatee?

By Greenteamextreme | 16

#6054196 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:22

Fashion conscious goat.... Not gonna lie, kinda wish I had one.

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By Enslaved | 36

#6054194 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:21

Did you get a Goatee?

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teentee401 | 36

#6054286 - Monday 1 September 2014 11:26

You...I like you.

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sayyestothedress | 24

#6054291 - Monday 1 September 2014 11:34

Why the hell would he even have a goat?!??

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SarahSehhati | 40

#6054296 - Monday 1 September 2014 11:43

They are like mini lawnmowers! !! :)

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warsun | 27

#6054297 - Monday 1 September 2014 11:43

Why not? :D

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Soviet_American | 29

#6054311 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 12:17

@32, maybe he owns a farm. :P

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octinate | 15

#6054393 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 02:12

Maybe his hair looked like straw or whatever goats eat

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1tsmenoah | 20

#6054407 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 02:30

Is he a baaaarber? Just kidding that's a sheep joke

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mohamed_H | 21

#6054625 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 09:18

Does OP by chance happen to be Dan Bilzerian ?

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equitationbound | 22

#6054630 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 10:02

32- goats are great! They'll manage your yard & sometimes even give you milk. Not to mention they're incredibly smart! People also own goats just as pets, or to show in 4-h.

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tehdarkness | 21

#6054652 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 10:38

I wish there was video evidence!

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ArturoRamirez | 16

#6148861 - Saturday 20 December 2014 02:16

Goats are adorable. I have one for my profile picture.

By Lurulu | 16

#6054195 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:22

Ouch?

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persianjr | 14

#6054346 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 12:55

I hope he at least got a tip..

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nchic01 | 17

#6054419 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 02:50

ouch.

By Greenteamextreme | 16

#6054196 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:22

Fashion conscious goat.... Not gonna lie, kinda wish I had one.

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False_Stupidity | 41

#6054264 - Monday 1 September 2014 11:06

Whatever floats your goat...

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foxwasalamb | 24

#6054294 - Monday 1 September 2014 11:39

26 has been waiting his whole FML life to post this one comment

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oreoeater | 21

#6054354 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 01:08

She's not kidding look at his avatar XD

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False_Stupidity | 41

#6054473 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 04:27

Yep, my life is complete and I can die happy now!

By Wizardo | 32

#6054197 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:22

Just a little graze, you should go and get a new trim, perhaps a baaabcut?

By abattior | 18

#6054199 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:23

atleast he didn't eat it

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LegalLoitering | 12

#6054206 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:24

No, he obviously combed it with his teeth.

By ArashiGirl | 13

#6054207 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:25

You goat to be kidding me.

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AwkwardPartyBear | 24

#6054230 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:42

Oh come on, not these baaad puns again. Stop kidding around #7.

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Aero_x | 21

#6054282 - Monday 1 September 2014 11:22

haha this sounds better in a British accent!

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ArashiGirl | 13

#6054404 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 02:27

I'm a baaaad comedian 17

By UnidentifiedFun | 37

#6054210 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:26

Least it's not a cowlick

By weswheatley | 14

#6054214 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:28

Do you have green hair?

By LegalLoitering | 12

#6054216 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:29

Maybe you should go to a baaaarber, OP.

By jawernigk | 4

#6054218 - Monday 1 September 2014 10:29

U have a goat

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Hiimhaileypotter | 49

#6054340 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 12:40

Yes, a lot of people do actually. They're good pets and keep pastures trimmed nicely.

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oreoeater | 21

#6054357 - Tuesday 2 September 2014 01:09

No thats the name of his 3 year old brother

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