By the3goatlady - United States - Madison Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML I agree, your life sucks 37614 You deserved it 6821 93 Comments Favorite Tweet Share the3goatlady tells us more : Hi. I'm OP. I have 3 goats and they're very sweet and playful. One of my goats will nibble clothes if you don't watch him, but never did I think he'd bite 5 inches of hair off! Oh well. If you hate goats it's no skin off my back.