By the3goatlady - 01/09/2014 16:22 - United States - Madison

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML
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Hi. I'm OP. I have 3 goats and they're very sweet and playful. One of my goats will nibble clothes if you don't watch him, but never did I think he'd bite 5 inches of hair off! Oh well. If you hate goats it's no skin off my back.

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Enslaved 36
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Did you get a Goatee?

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Greenteamextreme 16

Fashion conscious goat.... Not gonna lie, kinda wish I had one.

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Enslaved 36
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Did you get a Goatee?

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teentee401 36
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You...I like you.

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sayyestothedress 24
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Why the hell would he even have a goat?!??

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SarahSehhati 40

They are like mini lawnmowers! !! :)

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warsun 27
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Why not? :D

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Soviet_American 29
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@32, maybe he owns a farm. :P

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octinate 17

Maybe his hair looked like straw or whatever goats eat

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1tsmenoah 20
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Is he a baaaarber? Just kidding that's a sheep joke

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mohamed_H 21
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Does OP by chance happen to be Dan Bilzerian ?

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equitationbound 22

32- goats are great! They'll manage your yard & sometimes even give you milk. Not to mention they're incredibly smart! People also own goats just as pets, or to show in 4-h.

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tehdarkness 21

I wish there was video evidence!

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ArturoRamirez 16
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Goats are adorable. I have one for my profile picture.

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persianjr 15
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I hope he at least got a tip..

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Greenteamextreme 16

Fashion conscious goat.... Not gonna lie, kinda wish I had one.

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False_Stupidity 41
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Whatever floats your goat...

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foxwasalamb 24
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26 has been waiting his whole FML life to post this one comment

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oreoeater 21
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She's not kidding look at his avatar XD

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False_Stupidity 41
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Yep, my life is complete and I can die happy now!

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Wizardo 33

Just a little graze, you should go and get a new trim, perhaps a baaabcut?

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abattior 18
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atleast he didn't eat it

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LegalLoitering 12
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No, he obviously combed it with his teeth.

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ArashiGirl 13

You goat to be kidding me.

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AwkwardPartyBear 24
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Oh come on, not these baaad puns again. Stop kidding around #7.

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Aero_x 21

haha this sounds better in a British accent!

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ArashiGirl 13

I'm a baaaad comedian 17

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UnidentifiedFun 37
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Least it's not a cowlick

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weswheatley 14
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Do you have green hair?

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LegalLoitering 12
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Maybe you should go to a baaaarber, OP.

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jawernigk 4
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U have a goat

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Hiimhaileypotter 52

Yes, a lot of people do actually. They're good pets and keep pastures trimmed nicely.

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oreoeater 21
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No thats the name of his 3 year old brother

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