By the3goatlady - 01/09/2014 16:22 - United States - Madison

Today, my goat decided my hairstyle was so last season and restyled it for me with his teeth. FML
I agree, your life sucks 37 631
You deserved it 6 830

the3goatlady tells us more.

Hi. I'm OP. I have 3 goats and they're very sweet and playful. One of my goats will nibble clothes if you don't watch him, but never did I think he'd bite 5 inches of hair off! Oh well. If you hate goats it's no skin off my back.

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Did you get a Goatee?

Greenteamextreme 16

Fashion conscious goat.... Not gonna lie, kinda wish I had one.


Did you get a Goatee?

You...I like you.

Why the hell would he even have a goat?!??

SarahSehhati 40

They are like mini lawnmowers! !! :)

Why not? :D

@32, maybe he owns a farm. :P

octinate 17

Maybe his hair looked like straw or whatever goats eat

Is he a baaaarber? Just kidding that's a sheep joke

Does OP by chance happen to be Dan Bilzerian ?

equitationbound 22

32- goats are great! They'll manage your yard & sometimes even give you milk. Not to mention they're incredibly smart! People also own goats just as pets, or to show in 4-h.

tehdarkness 21

I wish there was video evidence!

Goats are adorable. I have one for my profile picture.

I hope he at least got a tip..

Greenteamextreme 16

Fashion conscious goat.... Not gonna lie, kinda wish I had one.

Whatever floats your goat...

26 has been waiting his whole FML life to post this one comment

She's not kidding look at his avatar XD

Yep, my life is complete and I can die happy now!

Wizardo 33

Just a little graze, you should go and get a new trim, perhaps a baaabcut?

atleast he didn't eat it

No, he obviously combed it with his teeth.

ArashiGirl 13

You goat to be kidding me.

Oh come on, not these baaad puns again. Stop kidding around #7.

Aero_x 21

haha this sounds better in a British accent!

ArashiGirl 13

I'm a baaaad comedian 17

Least it's not a cowlick

Do you have green hair?

Maybe you should go to a baaaarber, OP.

U have a goat

Hiimhaileypotter 52

Yes, a lot of people do actually. They're good pets and keep pastures trimmed nicely.

No thats the name of his 3 year old brother