what an ass.

definitely time for him to find a new girlfriend...

Come on. Nothing says " I'm sorry for your loss." like Peter Griffin

Is it possible to gargle ass appropriately?

Your mum seemed to think so.

I'm tired of coming to the comments on fmls and the first one is always a very short, very obvious statement that's completely worthless. I need more of the funny shit I used to see

So why don't you write the first comment?

in his defense, wakes are meant to pay respects to the deceased, not dress well to impress the others at the funeral home.

Just be glad he didn't come with the same attitude as Peter and do something so inappropriate to do at a wake only Seth McFarland could think it up.

I could see it now. "Hey, she kinda looks like opie. If i just fix this *bone crack noise* there. Don't she look like opie?"

Macfarlane, not Macfarland, dumbass.

"You dont understand me!" *runs away*

So heartless or he is to dumb to know what a wake is

I see your username is 'asleepingbear,' but please, add the extra 'o' to make it 'too.'

^if you are trying to correct someone, make sure you are right, otherwise you look like an idiot.

Someone looks like an idiot... since it IS 'too dumb' =P

Goku, we will leave saving the earth to you any day, but obviously English is not your strong point. In this case, 'too' is correct.

lol @35

31- Even though I like DBZ and normally I would overlook certain things , this time I cannot. You are a dumbass. Its ok to a point to correct someone, but when you're wrong it makes you a bigger dickhead than what you were originally. What the hell dude?? Why were you trying to be mean?

maybe he was thinking "come as you are". but yeah i believe he should've worn something nicer, that is if he had anything nicer!

Is it really such a bad thing that he left the wake? Either way you're dating a real winner OP(sarcasm for the slow ones on this site).

If that were me, he'd be next into the ground. That's just disrespectful.

Maybe he should just stick to watching TV instead of getting too involved with humanity...

The lack of respect in this world today is just astonishing. What an asshole! FYL, OP.

Tell him he needs to Lois the shirt or you'll send Quagmire after him...