definitely time for him to find a new girlfriend...

Come on. Nothing says " I'm sorry for your loss." like Peter Griffin

Is it possible to gargle ass appropriately?

Your mum seemed to think so.

I'm tired of coming to the comments on fmls and the first one is always a very short, very obvious statement that's completely worthless. I need more of the funny shit I used to see

So why don't you write the first comment?

in his defense, wakes are meant to pay respects to the deceased, not dress well to impress the others at the funeral home.

I could see it now. "Hey, she kinda looks like opie. If i just fix this *bone crack noise* there. Don't she look like opie?"

Macfarlane, not Macfarland, dumbass.

I see your username is 'asleepingbear,' but please, add the extra 'o' to make it 'too.'

Someone looks like an idiot... since it IS 'too dumb' =P

Goku, we will leave saving the earth to you any day, but obviously English is not your strong point. In this case, 'too' is correct.

lol @35

31- Even though I like DBZ and normally I would overlook certain things , this time I cannot. You are a dumbass. Its ok to a point to correct someone, but when you're wrong it makes you a bigger dickhead than what you were originally. What the hell dude?? Why were you trying to be mean?