By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend repeatedly whispering in my ear, "You want to give me a blowjob". Yes, he actually thought it would work. FML
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_kyleG_ 34

I'd say that that sucks, but it sounds like it didn't

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cameosurgeon 16

I actually think this is kinda cute and funny. Relationships shouldn't always be so serious. :)

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Cookiee04 15

you should do the same to him when he's sleeping, he'll be freaked out

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Gillett 23

That's right, whisper "you wanna give me a ******* and deep throat it" in his ear. Make sure he wakes up during it though so he'll be freaked out. A ***** on his forehead or strapped to your leg with his hand on it would really drive it home though

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theKevmeister 13

whisper "You want to eat me out! You can wait to stick it in, you're craving a taste first!" in his ear, guarantee it has a better chance of working on him. . . then scream "LICK MY PUSSY" into it and quickly pretend to be asleep.

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happypenguins 24

I hope you didn't because men are ignorant and will do it over and over

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Steffi3 40

Well, one never finds out whether it'll work or not if one doesn't try

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Aimeejasmine 15

That's some pretty fancy pronoun use for a post about ********

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Marcelb 17

Guess it depends on the girl. I would think some girls would just laugh about it and say okay come on then. I've dated girls with enough of a sense of humour to do that.

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i_lik_tomaters 21

Wow I think he needs some self help tapes

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Eyalsh 32

is that a euphemism for ****?

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Epickitty58 29

The way this FML is worded, it sounds like there was no sucking involved, but possibly a bitch slap or an eye roll.

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myselfkk 20

well next time he will take help of inceptionists.beware :)

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_kyleG_ 34

I'd say that that sucks, but it sounds like it didn't

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thecman25 14

Your a like whoreee right?

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Redoxx_fml 22

You want to thumbs up this comment you want to thumbs up this comment.

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wakemeupplease 21

Apparently you can't learn from other people experiences

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Redoxx_fml 22

Lol well half of me expected this response but I'm glad every negative comment got thumbed down too so atleat that was nice

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MetalxSoldier 26

Maybe he should have woke you up to head instead. I mean that is the polite thing to do.

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