By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary

By Anonymous - 07/04/2015 21:00 - Canada - Calgary
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Well, did it?
I actually think this is kinda cute and funny. Relationships shouldn't always be so serious. :)
That's right, whisper "you wanna give me a ******* and deep throat it" in his ear. Make sure he wakes up during it though so he'll be freaked out. A ***** on his forehead or strapped to your leg with his hand on it would really drive it home though
whisper "You want to eat me out! You can wait to stick it in, you're craving a taste first!" in his ear, guarantee it has a better chance of working on him. . . then scream "LICK MY PUSSY" into it and quickly pretend to be asleep.
I hope you didn't because men are ignorant and will do it over and over
You must be the life of the party
That's some pretty fancy pronoun use for a post about ********
Guess it depends on the girl. I would think some girls would just laugh about it and say okay come on then. I've dated girls with enough of a sense of humour to do that.
Wow I think he needs some self help tapes
It doesn't suck it blows
well next time he will take help of inceptionists.beware :)
I'd say that that sucks, but it sounds like it didn't
I pity on such people.
Apparently you can't learn from other people experiences
Sheesh. Well I thought it was funny
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Well, did it?
I'd say that that sucks, but it sounds like it didn't