Well, did it?

I actually think this is kinda cute and funny. Relationships shouldn't always be so serious. :)

you should do the same to him when he's sleeping, he'll be freaked out

That's right, whisper "you wanna give me a blowjob and deep throat it" in his ear. Make sure he wakes up during it though so he'll be freaked out. A dildo on his forehead or strapped to your leg with his hand on it would really drive it home though

whisper "You want to eat me out! You can wait to stick it in, you're craving a taste first!" in his ear, guarantee it has a better chance of working on him. . . then scream "LICK MY PUSSY" into it and quickly pretend to be asleep.

I hope you didn't because men are ignorant and will do it over and over

You must be the life of the party

Well, one never finds out whether it'll work or not if one doesn't try

That's some pretty fancy pronoun use for a post about blowjobs

Guess it depends on the girl. I would think some girls would just laugh about it and say okay come on then. I've dated girls with enough of a sense of humour to do that.

Wow I think he needs some self help tapes

is that a euphemism for porn?

That sucks!

The way this FML is worded, it sounds like there was no sucking involved, but possibly a bitch slap or an eye roll.

It doesn't suck it blows

well next time he will take help of inceptionists.beware :)

I'd say that that sucks, but it sounds like it didn't

Your a like whoreee right?

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I pity on such people.

Apparently you can't learn from other people experiences

*facepalm*

Sheesh. Well I thought it was funny

Lol well half of me expected this response but I'm glad every negative comment got thumbed down too so atleat that was nice

Maybe he should have woke you up to head instead. I mean that is the polite thing to do.