@ "first" dude, lame! and sucks to be you, OP

fail. that really sucks. fight it.

fight the ticket

Its fake, because you can't get a ticket for those in america either, they changed the law like 9 months ago.

It could depend on what state you live in.

Britain is awesome

well idk my friend got one and he just ignored it for about a month or two and he never paid lol

A hundred bucks for public lewdness? That's cheap! Did the guy who fucked you in the ass pay half of it? That's just common courtesy. Laura, these "rear-ended" stories make commenting as easy as shooting fish in a barrel.

I always giggle when I see "rear-ended" though. Don't ruin my fun!

it's true though, everday without fail, I will see rear ended, doesn't mean I don't laugh when I see it. Though when you're at work and you giggle and say 'hehe buttsex' under your breath like a child, you get some funny looks... oops.

I always picture the Cyanide and Happiness buttsmex series. It's the best visuals I've ever had. My parents and friends have sorta gotten used to my humor though. Buttcrackers they are! There's a pub here though, called Rumpspankers. I need to go there.

Oh, I thought you said buttscratchers, but I re read it, and now I feel very silly for shouting 'buttscratchers!' in true Peter Griffin style.

plexico the common courtesy part is the person "rear ending" you giving you a reach around at the same time ;)

Haha, you're funny #8! Please tell me you're lying.

obvious troll is obvious. nom nom nom, you fed it.

haha #13 win

Wut?

Don't. It will have babies and we don't want more bad gov.

it could of been slow enough to push her passed the light