FML : Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes....

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By AW / Monday 10 January 2011 12:48 /

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By Zmeilerr | 22

#1951971 - Monday 10 January 2011 19:02

Use a bucket.

By spazticechidna | 2

#1951978 - Monday 10 January 2011 19:02

Vomit in the kitchen sink instead.

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By Zmeilerr | 22

#1951971 - Monday 10 January 2011 19:02

Use a bucket.

ACanadaGuy | 0

#1952180 - Monday 10 January 2011 20:36

^This

rkcxenocide | 0

#1952331 - Monday 10 January 2011 21:57

Slop bucket.

kikibisweet | 0

#1953378 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 5:01

I had food poisoning once and it was coming out of both ends if you know what I mean.

clarkbrianna11 | 0

#1953749 - Tuesday 11 January 2011 7:04

Sounds like you need Orbit! :)

lolmigosh | 15

#3423610 - Wednesday 12 October 2011 21:30

I was just about to say that!

By Zmeilerr | 22

#1951974 - Monday 10 January 2011 19:02

Can a mod delete this please? Double post -__-

By unfortunate_13 | 5

#1951976 - Monday 10 January 2011 19:02

he takes the toilet, you take the sink?

daisiebud | 18

#4402396 - Monday 7 May 2012 15:32

the only thing i would be worried about is that, if it's chunky, it might clog the sink up.

however, since it's every fifteen minutes, this seems highly unlikely. go with the sink.

teentee401 | 36

#5999727 - Sunday 6 July 2014 18:29

Nnnnnn idstd

By spazticechidna | 2

#1951978 - Monday 10 January 2011 19:02

Vomit in the kitchen sink instead.

ahriel | 0

#1952030 - Monday 10 January 2011 19:24

I was gunna suggest that..

Filitov | 0

#1952221 - Monday 10 January 2011 21:04

I was also going to advise this. Unless their kitchen sink doesn't have a garbage disposal, in which case she would probably be better off using a bucket or trash can.