By AW - 10/01/2011 12:48

Today, my husband and I are both suffering from food poisoning. He has horrible, raging, rank smelling, explosive diarrhea; I am vomiting every 15 minutes. We have one bathroom. FML
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Use a bucket.

Vomit in the kitchen sink instead.

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Use a bucket.

I had food poisoning once and it was coming out of both ends if you know what I mean.

Sounds like you need Orbit! :)

I was just about to say that!

Can a mod delete this please? Double post -__-

he takes the toilet, you take the sink?

the only thing i would be worried about is that, if it's chunky, it might clog the sink up. however, since it's every fifteen minutes, this seems highly unlikely. go with the sink.

Vomit in the kitchen sink instead.

I was gunna suggest that..

I was also going to advise this. Unless their kitchen sink doesn't have a garbage disposal, in which case she would probably be better off using a bucket or trash can.

Yeah, easy enough for you to use a bowl or bucket.

this makes for good bonding

that's hilarious

oooh love! how it works? nobody knows