Naughty boy

What.

It probably learned from you

guinea pig see, guinea pig do.

God it sounds like what I hear coming from my teenage sons bedroom most nights! I have learnt to whistle quite well now...

Thanks for sharing.. We all love to know your son squeaks while masturbating

indeed

At least the little guy doesn't last long!

Atleast it wasn't a groundhog, ey Bill Murray?

Redoxx, let's not go there...those were dark days.

Dark days, indeed.

Exactly!
The guinea pig probably thinks "FML" too when you're rubbing one out at night.

@62 That's what she said…

ya don't say???

Yes, I'm sure OP humps a large hamster wheel.

gotta love evolution!!

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^^ Both sound incredibly irrelevant.

I was just trying to have some fun with the random evolution comment.
I should know better though, making fun of evolution around atheists is just as bad as making fun of Jesus around Catholics.

Well, technically, learning something doesn't count as evolution. I didn't become genetically altered when I figured out how to ya ya my sisterhood... Or DID I??? O.O

And if you look over here folks you can see #44, someone who cannot take a joke

You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals

My bird masturbates, too. He's a cockatiel. Not even joking.

so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.

This gives me images of my cat masturbrating.....Urgh,the horror.

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its people like you that make me weep for society..

Let me explain my thoughts.
I always had cats in my life and I had 17 cats for some years. So yes,since this fml involves pets masturbrating ,I immediately thought of my cats. :/ It didnt come off weird to me at the time of writing.
Excuse me sir but seriously? "weeping for society" over this?woah drama queen much?

Now-a-days people should weel for society. Girls are pregnant at 16, 12 year olds dress like sluts, and politeness is so alien to some people it is considered flirting.

Oh man that's friggin hillarious!

Awww n_n

I really dont like yours.

Anyone else reminded of Due Date with Zack Galafianakas' (god I hope I spelled that right) masturbating dog?

Haha I like!! Hilarious scene

You clearly intended a pun or you wouldn't have written beat in caps.

#7 *Galifianakis

I don't think animals masturbate.

Sure they do. Go google it regarding orangutans.

And girls don't fart.

One word:
Bonobos

40-- we don't...nor poop.

Horrible flashbacks of the chimp masturbating with a frog.

55, for some reason your profile pic just seems to go so well with this fml..

I HAVE THE POWER!

there are sex toys for animals... open your mind a lil bit

it really bugs me when people can't seem to spell "anonymous" when using it as their little username thing.

The Ancient Greek word 'onyma' (name) was spelled as 'onoma' too, so OP's version is as good as the usual spelling.

If this were a website from ancient greece I'd agree with you. Unfortunately it isn't. Anonymous is the correct spelling.

Does it really matter?

Either that is one loud wheel or the fur ball is in your room. If it is, why don't you put it in your sister's bedroom where it belongs.

Ever thought maybe they share a room?

Guinea pigs shouldn't even have wheels. Their spines are too inflexible and they can hurt themselves.