By Anonomous - United States - Plainfield

Naughty boy

  Today, marks the third week since my sister's guinea pig learned to masturbate. He humps his wheel and makes squeaking noises for five minutes, then rolls over on his side and pants heavily. He does it at least twice a night while I'm trying to sleep. FML
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  junkman6  |  22

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  junkman6  |  22

I was just trying to have some fun with the random evolution comment.
I should know better though, making fun of evolution around atheists is just as bad as making fun of Jesus around Catholics.

  gracehi  |  31

Well, technically, learning something doesn't count as evolution. I didn't become genetically altered when I figured out how to ya ya my sisterhood... Or DID I??? O.O

  warriorkitty_  |  10

Let me explain my thoughts.
I always had cats in my life and I had 17 cats for some years. So yes,since this fml involves pets masturbrating ,I immediately thought of my cats. :/ It didnt come off weird to me at the time of writing.
Excuse me sir but seriously? "weeping for society" over this?woah drama queen much?