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Alexis2742
| 31
It probably learned from you
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1911
| 3
gotta love evolution!!
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sirsquab
| 12
What.
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Alexis2742
| 31
It probably learned from you
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thejewishfuhrer
| 17
guinea pig see, guinea pig do.
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zandalee
| 19
God it sounds like what I hear coming from my teenage sons bedroom most nights! I have learnt to whistle quite well now...
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HKCgrimmjow
| 15
Thanks for sharing.. We all love to know your son squeaks while masturbating
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levention
| 18
indeed
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BillMurray_fml
| 12
At least the little guy doesn't last long!
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Redoxx_fml
| 22
Atleast it wasn't a groundhog, ey Bill Murray?
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BillMurray_fml
| 12
Redoxx, let's not go there...those were dark days.
Dark days, indeed.
Dark days, indeed.
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negb
| 30
Exactly!
The guinea pig probably thinks "FML" too when you're rubbing one out at night.
The guinea pig probably thinks "FML" too when you're rubbing one out at night.
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swaggalikethat
| 22
@62 That's what she said…
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speakersboom
| 19
ya don't say???
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MajicSenpai
| 12
Yes, I'm sure OP humps a large hamster wheel.
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1911
| 3
gotta love evolution!!
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junkman6
| 22
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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JocelynKaulitz
| 28
^^ Both sound incredibly irrelevant.
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junkman6
| 22
I was just trying to have some fun with the random evolution comment.
I should know better though, making fun of evolution around atheists is just as bad as making fun of Jesus around Catholics.
I should know better though, making fun of evolution around atheists is just as bad as making fun of Jesus around Catholics.
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gracehi
| 31
Well, technically, learning something doesn't count as evolution. I didn't become genetically altered when I figured out how to ya ya my sisterhood... Or DID I??? O.O
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zoegirl_455
| 30
And if you look over here folks you can see #44, someone who cannot take a joke
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Kibaruto
| 33
You and me baby ain't nothing but mammals
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stephhrunsaway
| 21
My bird masturbates, too. He's a cockatiel. Not even joking.
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speakersboom
| 19
so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel.
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warriorkitty_
| 10
This gives me images of my cat masturbrating.....Urgh,the horror.
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euphoricness
| 28
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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Darksoul09
| 16
its people like you that make me weep for society..
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warriorkitty_
| 10
Let me explain my thoughts.
I always had cats in my life and I had 17 cats for some years. So yes,since this fml involves pets masturbrating ,I immediately thought of my cats. :/ It didnt come off weird to me at the time of writing.
Excuse me sir but seriously? "weeping for society" over this?woah drama queen much?
I always had cats in my life and I had 17 cats for some years. So yes,since this fml involves pets masturbrating ,I immediately thought of my cats. :/ It didnt come off weird to me at the time of writing.
Excuse me sir but seriously? "weeping for society" over this?woah drama queen much?
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FangirlingAlways
| 14
Now-a-days people should weel for society. Girls are pregnant at 16, 12 year olds dress like sluts, and politeness is so alien to some people it is considered flirting.
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skatergal99
| 17
Oh man that's friggin hillarious!
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StiffPvtParts
| 43
Awww n_n
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OhzTP
| 7
I really dont like yours.
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xxBFMVAAMIWxx
| 18
Anyone else reminded of Due Date with Zack Galafianakas' (god I hope I spelled that right) masturbating dog?
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xxBFMVAAMIWxx
| 18
Haha I like!! Hilarious scene
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idiotgenius
| 15
You clearly intended a pun or you wouldn't have written beat in caps.
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braga_fangirl98
| 13
#7 *Galifianakis
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adrianh1090
| 12
I don't think animals masturbate.
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TunaFireStarter
| 16
Sure they do. Go google it regarding orangutans.
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Epikouros
| 31
And girls don't fart.
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Iguanadon
| 14
One word:
Bonobos
Bonobos
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ksks1234
| 33
40-- we don't...nor poop.
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MrConcise
| 34
Horrible flashbacks of the chimp masturbating with a frog.
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smokecloud_
| 37
55, for some reason your profile pic just seems to go so well with this fml..
I HAVE THE POWER!
I HAVE THE POWER!
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sykokitti
| 15
there are sex toys for animals... open your mind a lil bit
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greeneyebeauty9
| 28
it really bugs me when people can't seem to spell "anonymous" when using it as their little username thing.
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Epikouros
| 31
The Ancient Greek word 'onyma' (name) was spelled as 'onoma' too, so OP's version is as good as the usual spelling.
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Zebediabolical
| 38
If this were a website from ancient greece I'd agree with you. Unfortunately it isn't. Anonymous is the correct spelling.
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zeldaluvr2007
| 15
Does it really matter?
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Ramanella
| 26
Either that is one loud wheel or the fur ball is in your room. If it is, why don't you put it in your sister's bedroom where it belongs.
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greeneyebeauty9
| 28
Ever thought maybe they share a room?
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TunaFireStarter
| 16
Guinea pigs shouldn't even have wheels. Their spines are too inflexible and they can hurt themselves.