No fun allowed

By but cum to think of it... - 03/07/2015 21:29

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Today, my extremely religious mom ranted at me, saying I'd only bought an electric toothbrush so I could masturbate with it. I'm a guy. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 354
You deserved it 2 277

Same thing different taste

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Anything can be a ***** if you're brave enough.

What's her reaction to mouthwash or Vaseline?

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What's her reaction to mouthwash or Vaseline?

What would mouthwash be used for o-o

I seem to recall an FML of a same content as this one posted a few months ago by a woman. I'm assuming that's OP's sister?

Even if OP was a girl, that is still a strange thing for the mother to assume.

You can drink mouthwash to get drunk if you're really desperate enough

It's funny that 23 only understood my comment about mouthwash

Wouldn't a guy be able to use one too?

Maybe she thinks op is gay and that he's putting the toothbrush where the sun don't shine

He could always use it against the shaft.

im gonna be honest here, the use of a toothbrush in this way is no doubt far better for the females :/

Now that's thinking outside the box my friend.

I think the mom is just being really anal about the whole toothbrush deal.

That wouldn't make him gay, bro. But nice try. Also there are other places to place the toothbrush.

What makes you say that? Magic wand vibrators (and likely others) work amazingly for both sexes.

#24, you, my friend, just made my day!

Preposterous 8

religious /creative perv :P the line is so blurry

Ask her where in the bible it prohibits electric toothbrushes

My bible says it's wicked, it also has a lot to say about the evils of flossing too....

Then point out the part where it prohibits ham, seafood, tattoos, and women speaking in church (true story)

amileah13 26

And how would she know it was used in that way? Makes ya think!

Lol maybe because that's what she buys her electric tooth brushes for.

Just tell her you use it to clean your balls with.

You can use it too if you're a little adventurous