Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML
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paperfox_fml
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You yelled? You called him a 'motherfucker' because he broke up with you? No wonder the poor guy dumped you, no one likes a crazy.
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XvxvX
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Lol, i'd b like... NO!! I meant my other boyfriend.. Th 1 i was cheating on you with!!
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skatagurl
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sorry!!!!! aw that sucks check who you dial next time
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ramsokapo
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lol thats really funny but that must really suck
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caneut
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first
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sickinlove13
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No. 25th.
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deadpixel_fml
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I hate when people do that, annoys me to no end.
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Firetroop
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mushay, I suggest you look at the description of FMyLife again before ranting about FMLs. The description, not the title, the description.
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andrewFML
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first
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emmagillespie24
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Good one #84. You are so funny. -_-
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lizka
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sorry thats funny though.
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tal26ful
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agreed
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wolfman2012
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smooth
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XvxvX
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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irishlassie731
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...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.
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TysonFawlay
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You must totally lack any form of social skills if you think that'd grant you any kind of advantage.
OP: He has the right to break up with you, so to be fair he didn't do nothing wrong. At least he didn't cheat on you right? Sucks though.
OP: He has the right to break up with you, so to be fair he didn't do nothing wrong. At least he didn't cheat on you right? Sucks though.
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lexiBRo
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that made no sense.. if she said that she would be admitting to her ex-boyfriend that not only did he dump her but the guy she was cheating on him w/ dumped her as well... Not sure how that would make the situation any better =/
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itsbriiibaby
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lol no no no that would be the worst idea ever...he'd have even more of a reason to laugh. dumped twice in one day. lmfao
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chelzy
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hey fourteen, they already broke up. who gives a shit, that would be funny!
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rachiebpp
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WAMMY!
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paperfox_fml
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xxmollyxx
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I'm sure most people would've done the same.
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genius_man16
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seriously. It's not like he's the only guy in the world. Goddamn. And he broke up with you over the phone? Talk about a lack of class/balls. Why are you sad you're rid of him?
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LebChickOnFira
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agree.
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alex_vik
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Yeah, OP is probably still in school too, which means she's a dumbass thinking he'd never break up with her.
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michelleJ11
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I have to agree 70, she sounds a bit over dramatic.
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Subcontinent
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Whilst it might be overdramatic and does indeed sound like a high school break up, I don't think yelling and swearing is all that terrible - if you got broken up with you'd be upset, she didn't mean to be yelling at him she was just dealing with how upset she was and as someone who swears probably too much when you're angry or upset those are the first words you go to to express that
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JP101
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Denied!! ... Twice!
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instantfail
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It was your fault that you misdialed.
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123sploosh
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she didnt misdial you idot fuck face.
HER BOYFRIEND WAS AT HER BEST FRIENDS HOUSE
HER BOYFRIEND WAS AT HER BEST FRIENDS HOUSE
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krissmundur
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she would not have said ''I thought I dialled'' if he was with her friend.
and with insults like that, nobody will respect you... you have to sound less like a 12 year old.
anyway, I would hate to be the friend she meant to dial.
and with insults like that, nobody will respect you... you have to sound less like a 12 year old.
anyway, I would hate to be the friend she meant to dial.
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jasey_rae
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#23 you're really going to call someone an idiot when you cant even spell idiot. let alone have a decent grasp on the story. realll cool
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omgitspoy
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um actually what was said is that she THOUGHT she dialed her best friends number. she really dialed her ex and didnt make sure who answered just yelled right away.
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UrFlyyness
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ahahahahahhahahahahah! Best comment!
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24788
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well you just ruined any chance you had in the future.
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you_know_who10
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haha this is true!!
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Nightfallz
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call the waaaambulance somebody got dumped and came to cry on fml about it. YDI