FML : Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and...

Today, my boyfriend called me to break up with me. Immediately after we hung up, I started crying hysterically. I thought I dialed my best friend, and as soon as the line picked up, I yelled, "That motherfucker broke up with me!" My now ex-boyfriend replied, "Yeah, I know I did." FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 July 2009 18:47 / United States

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By paperfox_fml | 0

#385469 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:12

You yelled? You called him a 'motherfucker' because he broke up with you? No wonder the poor guy dumped you, no one likes a crazy.

By XvxvX | 0

#385446 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:08

Lol, i'd b like... NO!! I meant my other boyfriend.. Th 1 i was cheating on you with!!

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By skatagurl | 0

#385421 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:05

sorry!!!!! aw that sucks check who you dial next time

ramsokapo | 0

#385518 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:26

lol thats really funny but that must really suck

caneut | 0

#385762 - Saturday 11 July 2009 0:44

first

sickinlove13 | 0

#385808 - Saturday 11 July 2009 1:00

No. 25th.

deadpixel_fml | 2

#386513 - Saturday 11 July 2009 5:58

I hate when people do that, annoys me to no end.

Firetroop | 0

#949241 - Monday 15 March 2010 9:52

mushay, I suggest you look at the description of FMyLife again before ranting about FMLs. The description, not the title, the description.

andrewFML | 0

#1036001 - Saturday 19 June 2010 20:11

first

emmagillespie24 | 11

#4562403 - Wednesday 13 June 2012 21:24

Good one #84. You are so funny. -_-

By lizka | 0

#385434 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:07

sorry thats funny though.

tal26ful | 0

#2972773 - Monday 25 July 2011 16:54

agreed

By wolfman2012 | 0

#385441 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:07

smooth

By XvxvX | 0

#385446 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:08

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

irishlassie731 | 0

#385570 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:40

...yeah, that would work reeeeeeal well.

TysonFawlay | 0

#386340 - Saturday 11 July 2009 4:31

You must totally lack any form of social skills if you think that'd grant you any kind of advantage.

OP: He has the right to break up with you, so to be fair he didn't do nothing wrong. At least he didn't cheat on you right? Sucks though.

lexiBRo | 0

#388969 - Sunday 12 July 2009 3:38

that made no sense.. if she said that she would be admitting to her ex-boyfriend that not only did he dump her but the guy she was cheating on him w/ dumped her as well... Not sure how that would make the situation any better =/

itsbriiibaby | 0

#446783 - Saturday 1 August 2009 5:35

lol no no no that would be the worst idea ever...he'd have even more of a reason to laugh. dumped twice in one day. lmfao

chelzy | 0

#1043696 - Saturday 26 June 2010 0:33

hey fourteen, they already broke up. who gives a shit, that would be funny!

By rachiebpp | 0

#385450 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:09

WAMMY!

By paperfox_fml | 0

#385469 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:12

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

xxmollyxx | 25

#385729 - Saturday 11 July 2009 0:32

I'm sure most people would've done the same.

genius_man16 | 0

#385842 - Saturday 11 July 2009 1:12

seriously. It's not like he's the only guy in the world. Goddamn. And he broke up with you over the phone? Talk about a lack of class/balls. Why are you sad you're rid of him?

LebChickOnFira | 0

#387309 - Saturday 11 July 2009 15:49

agree.

alex_vik | 0

#388502 - Sunday 12 July 2009 0:49

Yeah, OP is probably still in school too, which means she's a dumbass thinking he'd never break up with her.

michelleJ11 | 25

#5633923 - Monday 19 August 2013 7:28

I have to agree 70, she sounds a bit over dramatic.

Subcontinent | 14

#6510238 - Thursday 14 January 2016 16:57

Whilst it might be overdramatic and does indeed sound like a high school break up, I don't think yelling and swearing is all that terrible - if you got broken up with you'd be upset, she didn't mean to be yelling at him she was just dealing with how upset she was and as someone who swears probably too much when you're angry or upset those are the first words you go to to express that

Ifuckedthefeartu | 30

#6686602 - Friday 9 September 2016 22:46

He seems to not be upset at all about it, most likely he really didn't care about op, so I could see why she called him a motherfucker, he wouldn't even break up face to face

By JP101 | 0

#385482 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:16

Denied!! ... Twice!

By instantfail | 0

#385487 - Friday 10 July 2009 23:19

It was your fault that you misdialed.

123sploosh | 0

#385709 - Saturday 11 July 2009 0:25

she didnt misdial you idot fuck face.
HER BOYFRIEND WAS AT HER BEST FRIENDS HOUSE

krissmundur | 0

#385818 - Saturday 11 July 2009 1:03

she would not have said ''I thought I dialled'' if he was with her friend.

and with insults like that, nobody will respect you... you have to sound less like a 12 year old.

anyway, I would hate to be the friend she meant to dial.

jasey_rae | 0

#385864 - Saturday 11 July 2009 1:21

#23 you're really going to call someone an idiot when you cant even spell idiot. let alone have a decent grasp on the story. realll cool

omgitspoy | 6

#386163 - Saturday 11 July 2009 3:14

um actually what was said is that she THOUGHT she dialed her best friends number. she really dialed her ex and didnt make sure who answered just yelled right away.