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sorry op fml
lick my *******
He's just tryna have fun.
peeing in kitchen plants... the regar old American dream
Fyl. All my dad wants to do today is chill.
He have his style!
Hey, pee is good for plants. It carrys nitrogen and other minerals, helping the plant be more robust, AND your father is reducing water pollution by putting his piss to good use. You have a lot to learn from your father and you would be wise to follow in his footsteps. ... just kidding OP, this FML is pretty sad :(
best father ever
Well, at least my family is normal, day at the park for the past few hours and now were making corn on the cob. Indeed an fml for OP, your dad has issues
I'm flying all day, I don't even get to see my daddy til tomorrow :(
Ms_Jessie, are you like a celebrity in FML? You know everyone and everyone seems to know you
If you go on FML often enough people know who you are, like me and her and a few others
This fml was worded lamely. You're lame.
ahhh the glories of papas
yup (I hate antiflood) (I hate it more now) (now this is just getting evil)
it's fathers day! he puts up with your crap the other 364 days out of the year, so let him do whatever the **** he wants!
Haha celebrity? No. Although glamour ***** (as I've been called) does seem almost synonomous with that. I just come on here often enough to recognize most people and be recognized in turn. Loren's more of a 'celeb' than me. He's sure been around longer.
ydi for not sayin no
I am a celebrity. Show us your bra.
Freeze- You wish :P
well... it IS his day... but that sucks
That really sucks.
Scrub in between hos toes with your toothbrush..? I really don't see why he made you do that, but if you had to do that why not use his toothbrush instead?
life as it should be. har!
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use his toothbrush instead, he's probably to drunk to even notice, and then tell him when he is sober!
i wish i had a father but now i dont want one