By Anonymous - 20/04/2011 07:27 - South Africa
The Top
By hawksbc - 28/11/2012 15:14 - United States - Mount Vernon
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By TypeOhNegative - 23/10/2012 03:18 - United States - Las Vegas
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Hello. I'm the original poster. My boyfriend and I saw Honey Boo Boo for the first time the night before. He had it stuck in head and he just blurted it out. I laughed, he laughed too, and it's just a funny story to tell people. We're not fans of Honey Boo Boo, FYI. To get revenge, I tell him he has the sex appeal of Mitt Romney's voice, haha.
By madari - 21/10/2012 23:11 - Spain - Benalm?dena
Dirty talk
By Anonymous - 16/01/2016 06:40 - United States - Denver
Oddly specific
By Angry and Confused - 29/06/2013 09:55 - United States - Reno
Good one, mom
By hairdresser - 18/10/2009 15:27 - Thailand
By Gibsonsgfreak21 - 25/03/2014 05:32 - United States - Northridge
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Hey everyone! I'm the OP! Didn't think my post would be this popular! I don't have an accent- I'm from SoCal, but I was in a crowded class so it was hard to hear, so she just repeated what she thought I said. I've been talking to her for a while, but I asked her if she was artistic because we were really bored in a 3 hour class, so drawing would've been a fun distraction (although I can't draw to save my life). When I told the story to a couple friends, they thought I said 'autistic' instead or 'artistic' as well, so I guess she wasn't the only one. Also- I've done a lot of work helping children with autism. I've never say 'autistic' because i believe in ability before disability (ie. Saying, "A boy with autism" is better to say than "an autistic boy"). I explained what I meant to say and she laughed, so the FML isn't THAT bad. :)
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By NykP - 02/10/2013 16:56 - United States - Mesa
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Hi, I'm the OP. For one, I certainly do not have an IPhone, I have an old brick that doesn't have data. Secondly, I actually have my account set up so I cannot be over-drafted so all of the charges got declined and I have already shut down the card. Now my card was not actually stolen, they were just using the numbers. I asked the bank how they could have gotten those and they couldn't give me a definitive answer. They said it's as easy as your waitress could have copied the numbers and is using it online or something got hacked. Thirdly, I have no money because I am just a poor college student. I work two jobs but with the cost of school I have nothing left to keep in my account. I do not have a house, I am living in a little room at my grandparents. I do have a cat, but I buy large bags of food and it lasts him like three months. I do not have any children. I was certainly laughing at the stupid person who would try to steal from me.
Deez nuts
By King7 - 09/01/2010 10:17 - Pakistan
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By Anonymous - 12/06/2012 19:01 - United States - San Diego
The zoo
By margretlle - 26/04/2009 04:07 - United States
By John - 07/11/2009 16:04 - United States
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It has to be one of those four, huh? Because you know of four situations so mine has to be one of those four? I'm OP. I took the scholarship, got a B.A. in Economics with a minor in Computer Science (not quite Basket-Weaving or Art History, sorry), did analysis for a company that recently went under, started working for a start-up until I ran out of money, then took the best job I could find, which happens to involve selling french fries. By the way, he DID want french fries. And he got them.
By jusfonzin - 16/04/2009 04:09 - United States
Spring breakdown
By evanescence - 15/03/2009 00:07 - United States
By Anonymous - 01/03/2012 16:37 - New Zealand
Nice way to put it
By -_- - 18/02/2012 00:13 - United Kingdom
Comforter
By random - 29/01/2012 10:53 - United Kingdom
By Karim - 12/12/2012 05:29 - France - Aix-en-provence
By spicybasement - 17/03/2015 15:38 - Canada - Sherwood Park
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I said I'll check with my manager and she looked at me like I had 3 heads. We didn't end up making it but he had 4 orders of crispy chicken patties instead.
Turn off
By whatdoesitmatter - 01/10/2013 10:47 - India - Erayu
Help!
By spasticock - 19/08/2012 18:09 - Portugal - Barreiro
By ali - 03/07/2012 11:51 - United States - Livingston
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Thankfully their aim was horrible. The darts were metal. Trust me. If I had the choice on whether or not they were allowed to play, I wouldn't have let them played. However, they had money, so the rule is they get to play.