FML : Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian....

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Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Jake - / Wednesday 29 April 2009 08:06 / Australia

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By farmgirl | 3

#153810 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

old woman are horny! (and at least you know you got a good crotch)

By Higgyoo | 0

#153812 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

Maybe you just thought she was. Or maybe you just got a hot date for tonight.

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By farmgirl | 3

#153810 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

old woman are horny! (and at least you know you got a good crotch)

osemness | 0

#1919338 - Sunday 2 January 2011 3:16

u kno since u r an old lady

MrCatman1125 | 2

#5043258 - Sunday 14 October 2012 23:30

99 has great spelling.

camillewhite1 | 12

#5342777 - Sunday 27 January 2013 19:43

U must be hot

Credibleskills | 28

#5907304 - Monday 7 April 2014 6:33

you're right

By Higgyoo | 0

#153812 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:15

Maybe you just thought she was. Or maybe you just got a hot date for tonight.

By Jimboom | 11

#153828 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:18

Grab-a-granny. Best gumming of your life. ;-)

Brittney_E | 0

#1179137 - Tuesday 3 August 2010 2:10

lmao like in yes man

mrs_bruno_mars | 14

#3407936 - Sunday 9 October 2011 5:29

I was just thinking that :)

By 24788 | 5

#153835 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:20

You just got eye fucked by an elderly women! I bet that's creepy as hell for you.

By 420hiadventurer | 0

#153840 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:20

get her number.

By rukusrazor | 0

#153844 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:22

Well then don't wear those paint-on leotards that bikers wear whilst jogging.

By butteredtoast | 0

#153850 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:23

Not an FML. THIS IS COMPLETELY LAME.

By Dhamy | 0

#153866 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:29

Lmao.
She wants you,bad!

By lovetoday_fml | 0

#153876 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:32

so? ugh

By Daysgoby | 0

#153879 - Wednesday 29 April 2009 16:33

LMFAO

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