By Jake - 29/04/2009 08:06 - Australia

Today, as I was taking an evening jog around my neighbourhood, I passed an elderly woman. I grinned at her as sign of friendliness to a common pedestrian. She grinned back. Whilst staring at my crotch. FML
I agree, your life sucks 49 072
You deserved it 6 213

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old woman are horny! (and at least you know you got a good crotch)

Maybe you just thought she was. Or maybe you just got a hot date for tonight.

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old woman are horny! (and at least you know you got a good crotch)

osemness 0

u kno since u r an old lady

99 has great spelling.

Maybe you just thought she was. Or maybe you just got a hot date for tonight.

Grab-a-granny. Best gumming of your life. ;-)

Brittney_E 0

lmao like in yes man

I was just thinking that :)

You just got eye fucked by an elderly women! I bet that's creepy as hell for you.

420hiadventurer 0

get her number.

Well then don't wear those paint-on leotards that bikers wear whilst jogging.

Not an FML. THIS IS COMPLETELY LAME.

Lmao. She wants you,bad!