Yes longest 3 hours of my life. Worst part is she'd remove her hand and smell it.

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I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.

qdawg06 23

This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.

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Ewww wtf is wrong with society

I couldn't even see why the younger generation was doing it in public - now old people? Dafaq?

I would've made eye contact for an uncomfortably long time then nodded.

She might've taken that as an invitation.

Haha #5 didn't think about that... And lol why all the down votes it was jut a joke

it wasn't a 'haha that's funny' joke. you made more of a 'wtf that's so weird' kind of joke. I mean it was a pretty bad joke.

not funny. reminded me of the time in high school the girl sitting next to me had her coat on her lap masturbating. there was nowhere to move to. she sat to my left. I'm left handed so I couldn't even put my head on my hand to kind of block it.

#24 this is fml get used to weird jokes

#2 - I think that's more of reddit/imgur humor. Although, I haven't spent enough time on FML to really figure out the most appreciated humor on here yet. I thought it was a pretty funny comment though.

Ok everyone just... calm... down...

ok 2, cool you're right! lat least she would have been aware it wasn't discreet anymore. lol

#35 try not to offend anyone and you may just get a few upvotes. It's like walking on eggshells in here haha

And, by all means, do NOT misspell anything or use improper grammar...

For some reason I doubt prolonged eye contact will bother someone who likes to masturbate in public...

qdawg06 23

This is uncomfortable to read, let alone experience.

I bet those 3 hours felt like 3 years.

OP, are you even sure that's what she was doing? There's so many things that could be mistaken for her doing that, especially if it was being done "discreetly" like under a jacket. I'm not saying she wasn't, but there are other possibilities unless you directly saw her masturbating.

What else could she be doing?

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And if the bus is too full for him to move?

Plenty of laps to sit on.

Why not try the old lady?

Not discretely enough, apparently.

Should've politely asked her to stop stroking the saddlebag.

He also could show some chivalry and help the elderly

I'm a she not a he lol

Well, that's worse...

Probably gonna catch hell (or ebola) for this but did it turn you on?

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Not where I thought this was going ... Ew

That visual is horrifying.

well shit, thats a first