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Haha. So your dad likes mom over easy?
At least it wasn't in her pants.
now you know why everyone says your breath smells like ass
delicious
ydi for not being in the kitchen
gud one
was she naked? cause clothed isn't really a big deal.
I agree with 54. I wouldn't care if she had pants on. there are more germs in the air than on her pants and you don't seem to be upset OP. I don't live my life in fear of germs, I would never leave a plastic bubble if that were the case.
haha it could have been worse!
I've seen this fml before
omfg! your life is ******! dishwasher ftw?
does ur breaths smell like ass all the time? of so now you know why =P
How do you like your eggs in the morning? ;) :P
wow there is much more egg *ex jokes than one would expect...
this reminds me of the time I fell down the stairs... while scrambling eggs with my moms ******... with a spatula of course
39 you're retarded, she had to walk into the kitchen or at least be walking towards it in order to see that. ps I love kitchen jokes as much as the next guy, but not on every post. moderators should delete that shit instead of people posting first... in my opinion at least
107...WTF and I'm sure that's an egg-zageration
LOL@127
OP: Look at the bright side, shopping for your Father's day gift will be easier this year
SMELL THE HANDLE
Shazam 3[]---- *smack*
was he tossing her egg salad?
OPs mom is easy
I agree.
#127 hahaha..
at least it wasn't a turkey Baster *wretch*
who wants kinky eggs
ydi for waking up
Everytime I spank the OP's mom, she is naked.
its called, wash it
YDI for eating eggs e v e r y morning.
Make some assburgers.
The strawberries in your dp looks yummy too!
apples > strawberrys
rasberrys>anything
yummmmmy ;)
Anything>Jews
WTF... how can anyone say that anything is better than las fresas? hes a queer alright
throwing a water bottle at Justin Bieber > a nythibg
At least I hope she was clothed.
******>food
Blackmail them! Lol. This literally made me cringe. If your over 18 it's time to move out hun.
And lose out on some great opertunities in adult enertainment filming? Hell no. Or, as they say in Russia, пелмклвй займ Одера. (hoe did that get stuck up there?)
did they then pursuee to anal intercourse then use ur vibrating tooth brush as a toy?
Don't worry, sweetie: heat kills germs ;)
very true #12... but it's still disturbing anyway you look at it..no one wants to think about their parents having sex. the fact that my parents had sex in order to create me makes me want to be buried alive :( op, buy your own cooking utensils and hide them in your room. hopefully they aren't gross enough to try that shit in your own personal living space.
good thing we had 110 here to remind us all of the obvious.
to 8 that's because her pants were on the ground
Ha! Win.
@14 lookin like a fool with her pants on the ground?
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Haha. So your dad likes mom over easy?
mmm yummy