Haha. So your dad likes mom over easy?

Clever

who wants eggs? fyl

lolol! mouthwash.

At least it wasn't in her pants.

now you know why everyone says your breath smells like ass

so wat are ur eggs slightly salted a bit more???

delicious

awww. I thought your dad only did that with me!

....... that bastard.......

ydi for not being in the kitchen

gud one

was she naked? cause clothed isn't really a big deal.

I agree with 54. I wouldn't care if she had pants on. there are more germs in the air than on her pants and you don't seem to be upset OP. I don't live my life in fear of germs, I would never leave a plastic bubble if that were the case.

I believe he prefers her "Sunny side up"

dont think it was the germs that was the fml?

or scrambled

haha it could have been worse!

I've seen this fml before

omfg! your life is FUCKED!
dishwasher ftw?

does ur breaths smell like ass all the time? of so now you know why =P

How do you like your eggs in the morning? ;) :P

hey atleast you didn't catch you're dad scrambling your moms eggs lol.

wow there is much more egg *ex jokes than one would expect...

this reminds me of the time I fell down the stairs... while scrambling eggs with my moms vagina... with a spatula of course

39 you're retarded, she had to walk into the kitchen or at least be walking towards it in order to see that. ps I love kitchen jokes as much as the next guy, but not on every post. moderators should delete that shit instead of people posting first... in my opinion at least

107...WTF
and I'm sure that's an egg-zageration

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OP: Look at the bright side, shopping for your Father's day gift will be easier this year

SMELL THE HANDLE

Shazam 3[]---- *smack*

MY GAWD! All you all are clever little fiends! Punny shot guys, punny shit.. :D

136 I just puked in my mouth....

Hahah love all the egg jokes(:
eww OP.. bad mental image. fyl

was he tossing her egg salad?

OPs mom is easy

I agree.

#127 hahaha..

at least it wasn't a turkey Baster *wretch*

who wants kinky eggs

ydi for waking up

Everytime I spank the OP's mom, she is naked.

its called, wash it

YDI for eating eggs e v e r y morning.

Make some assburgers.

he was just adding some booty juice

mmm yummy

The strawberries in your dp looks yummy too!

apples > strawberrys

Queer^

rasberrys>anything

yummmmmy ;)

Do your eggs taste good?

your mom does

Whoops! Looks like mom and dad will have a new toy.

Anything>Jews

even explosive diarea?

WTF...
how can anyone say that anything is better than las fresas?
hes a queer alright

throwing a water bottle at Justin Bieber > a nythibg

At least I hope she was clothed.

This wouldn't be an FML if he was just smacking her jeans/pants/massive granny panties.

actually i think either way wuld scar me for life :/

vagina>food

I'm assuming/hoping that the dad just casually smacked the moms butt with it while he was cooking because if they were using that as in actual sex prop that would be fucking gross

Blackmail them! Lol. This literally made me cringe. If your over 18 it's time to move out hun.

And lose out on some great opertunities in adult enertainment filming? Hell no. Or, as they say in Russia, пелмклвй займ Одера. (hoe did that get stuck up there?)

did they then pursuee to anal intercourse then use ur vibrating tooth brush as a toy?

Don't worry, sweetie: heat kills germs ;)

very true #12... but it's still disturbing anyway you look at it..no one wants to think about their parents having sex. the fact that my parents had sex in order to create me makes me want to be buried alive :(

op, buy your own cooking utensils and hide them in your room. hopefully they aren't gross enough to try that shit in your own personal living space.

it never said their parents were having sex.

good thing we had 110 here to remind us all of the obvious.

to 8 that's because her pants were on the ground

Ha! Win.

it's ok. just buy a new one?

use their dildo to whipp up a shake or something!

now that was funny as hell

@14 lookin like a fool with her pants on the ground?