Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML
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coffeefiend
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Haha. So your dad likes mom over easy?
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thikimo
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mmm yummy
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coffeefiend
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Haha. So your dad likes mom over easy?
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noobgang7
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Clever
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burner_in_blue
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who wants eggs? fyl
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meganasoarus
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lolol! mouthwash.
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kthedestroyer
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At least it wasn't in her pants.
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sublimaze
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now you know why everyone says your breath smells like ass
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o0XMzMayX0o
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so wat are ur eggs slightly salted a bit more???
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luda111b
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delicious
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BadPinkKitty07
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awww. I thought your dad only did that with me!
....... that bastard.......
....... that bastard.......
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whatchutalkinbou
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ydi for not being in the kitchen
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madarchod
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gud one
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anoelle
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was she naked? cause clothed isn't really a big deal.
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saviisneat
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I agree with 54. I wouldn't care if she had pants on. there are more germs in the air than on her pants and you don't seem to be upset OP. I don't live my life in fear of germs, I would never leave a plastic bubble if that were the case.
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Melkezidech
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I believe he prefers her "Sunny side up"
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Manda_1818
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dont think it was the germs that was the fml?
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ryan_mcgrath1
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or scrambled
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Suth3rnB3lla
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haha it could have been worse!
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AaronatorTEN
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I've seen this fml before
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StoryOfTheYear
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omfg! your life is FUCKED!
dishwasher ftw?
dishwasher ftw?
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nrana777
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does ur breaths smell like ass all the time? of so now you know why =P
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Bullet4MyChemaMo
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How do you like your eggs in the morning? ;) :P
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JoshTheMaggot
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hey atleast you didn't catch you're dad scrambling your moms eggs lol.
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StoryOfTheYear
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wow there is much more egg *ex jokes than one would expect...
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koolkidt123
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this reminds me of the time I fell down the stairs... while scrambling eggs with my moms vagina... with a spatula of course
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IMTHEGREATEST
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39 you're retarded, she had to walk into the kitchen or at least be walking towards it in order to see that. ps I love kitchen jokes as much as the next guy, but not on every post. moderators should delete that shit instead of people posting first... in my opinion at least
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MeanestCommenter
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107...WTF
and I'm sure that's an egg-zageration
and I'm sure that's an egg-zageration
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zabava
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OP: Look at the bright side, shopping for your Father's day gift will be easier this year
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rhYnoH
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SMELL THE HANDLE
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fezzaza
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Shazam 3[]---- *smack*
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YeahFMLxX
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MY GAWD! All you all are clever little fiends! Punny shot guys, punny shit.. :D
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toxic10uhc
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136 I just puked in my mouth....
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navybabebridget
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Hahah love all the egg jokes(:
eww OP.. bad mental image. fyl
eww OP.. bad mental image. fyl
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nickernutz
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was he tossing her egg salad?
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is300k
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OPs mom is easy
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LuckySecret23
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I agree.
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LuckySecret23
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#127 hahaha..
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sabatical
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at least it wasn't a turkey Baster *wretch*
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abcnonamecba
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who wants kinky eggs
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doong_fml
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ydi for waking up
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MattCole
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Everytime I spank the OP's mom, she is naked.
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eprincy
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its called, wash it
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dlbliner
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YDI for eating eggs e v e r y morning.
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Sinic
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Make some assburgers.
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CaptSkippy
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he was just adding some booty juice
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thikimo
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mmm yummy
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swglol
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The strawberries in your dp looks yummy too!
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Jandude
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apples > strawberrys
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Averizzle
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Queer^
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Biohazard41
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rasberrys>anything
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classysexpot
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yummmmmy ;)
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thatisjank
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Do your eggs taste good?
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ryan_mcgrath1
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your mom does
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opinion_rouge
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Whoops! Looks like mom and dad will have a new toy.
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rhYnoH
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Anything>Jews
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silentsniper441
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even explosive diarea?
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StoryOfTheYear
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WTF...
how can anyone say that anything is better than las fresas?
hes a queer alright
how can anyone say that anything is better than las fresas?
hes a queer alright
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CitizenSnipz
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throwing a water bottle at Justin Bieber > a nythibg
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groovis
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At least I hope she was clothed.
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SirWhatsHisFace
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This wouldn't be an FML if he was just smacking her jeans/pants/massive granny panties.
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Manda_1818
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actually i think either way wuld scar me for life :/
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koolkidt123
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vagina>food
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joeyl2008
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I'm assuming/hoping that the dad just casually smacked the moms butt with it while he was cooking because if they were using that as in actual sex prop that would be fucking gross
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Soulathyia
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Blackmail them! Lol. This literally made me cringe. If your over 18 it's time to move out hun.
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afatmonkey
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And lose out on some great opertunities in adult enertainment filming? Hell no. Or, as they say in Russia, пелмклвй займ Одера. (hoe did that get stuck up there?)
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chrihot4
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did they then pursuee to anal intercourse then use ur vibrating tooth brush as a toy?
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aardvarkish
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Don't worry, sweetie: heat kills germs ;)
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lky830
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very true #12... but it's still disturbing anyway you look at it..no one wants to think about their parents having sex. the fact that my parents had sex in order to create me makes me want to be buried alive :(
op, buy your own cooking utensils and hide them in your room. hopefully they aren't gross enough to try that shit in your own personal living space.
op, buy your own cooking utensils and hide them in your room. hopefully they aren't gross enough to try that shit in your own personal living space.
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shhhitsasecret
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it never said their parents were having sex.
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aardvarkish
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good thing we had 110 here to remind us all of the obvious.
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coderedz
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to 8 that's because her pants were on the ground
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kthedestroyer
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Ha! Win.
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hnz
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it's ok. just buy a new one?
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Grosso
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use their dildo to whipp up a shake or something!
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sandrew17
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now that was funny as hell
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coffeefiend
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@14 lookin like a fool with her pants on the ground?