By suckstobeme - 24/03/2010 15:00 - United States

Today, I caught my dad spanking my mom with a spatula. The same spatula I use to cook my eggs every morning. FML
I agree, your life sucks 39 305
You deserved it 4 693

Same thing different taste


burner_in_blue 0
meganasoarus 0

now you know why everyone says your breath smells like ass

o0XMzMayX0o 0

so wat are ur eggs slightly salted a bit more???

BadPinkKitty07 0

awww. I thought your dad only did that with me! ....... that bastard.......

was she naked? cause clothed isn't really a big deal.

I agree with 54. I wouldn't care if she had pants on. there are more germs in the air than on her pants and you don't seem to be upset OP. I don't live my life in fear of germs, I would never leave a plastic bubble if that were the case.

Melkezidech 0

I believe he prefers her "Sunny side up"

Manda_1818 0

dont think it was the germs that was the fml?

omfg! your life is ******! dishwasher ftw?

does ur breaths smell like ass all the time? of so now you know why =P

How do you like your eggs in the morning? ;) :P

JoshTheMaggot 8

hey atleast you didn't catch you're dad scrambling your moms eggs lol.

wow there is much more egg *ex jokes than one would expect...

this reminds me of the time I fell down the stairs... while scrambling eggs with my moms ******... with a spatula of course

39 you're retarded, she had to walk into the kitchen or at least be walking towards it in order to see that. ps I love kitchen jokes as much as the next guy, but not on every post. moderators should delete that shit instead of people posting first... in my opinion at least

107...WTF and I'm sure that's an egg-zageration

OP: Look at the bright side, shopping for your Father's day gift will be easier this year

YeahFMLxX 0

MY GAWD! All you all are clever little fiends! Punny shot guys, punny shit.. :D

toxic10uhc 0

136 I just puked in my mouth....

navybabebridget 0

Hahah love all the egg jokes(: eww OP.. bad mental image. fyl

at least it wasn't a turkey Baster *wretch*

Everytime I spank the OP's mom, she is naked.

YDI for eating eggs e v e r y morning.

CaptSkippy 9

he was just adding some booty juice

SirWhatsHisFace 0

This wouldn't be an FML if he was just smacking her jeans/pants/massive granny panties.

Manda_1818 0

actually i think either way wuld scar me for life :/

joeyl2008 29

I'm assuming/hoping that the dad just casually smacked the moms butt with it while he was cooking because if they were using that as in actual sex prop that would be ******* gross

Blackmail them! Lol. This literally made me cringe. If your over 18 it's time to move out hun.

And lose out on some great opertunities in adult enertainment filming? Hell no. Or, as they say in Russia, пелмклвй займ Одера. (hoe did that get stuck up there?)

did they then pursuee to anal intercourse then use ur vibrating tooth brush as a toy?

Don't worry, sweetie: heat kills germs ;)

very true #12... but it's still disturbing anyway you look at one wants to think about their parents having sex. the fact that my parents had sex in order to create me makes me want to be buried alive :( op, buy your own cooking utensils and hide them in your room. hopefully they aren't gross enough to try that shit in your own personal living space.

shhhitsasecret 0

it never said their parents were having sex.

good thing we had 110 here to remind us all of the obvious.

to 8 that's because her pants were on the ground

Grosso 3

use their ***** to whipp up a shake or something!

@14 lookin like a fool with her pants on the ground?