Sometimes people don't realize they can simply talk things out.

She just escalated things way too quickly...

You guys are missing the point here, OP got the money! May have lost some dignity but I mean... Dignity comes at a price eh? Eh? Okay :( bye

1- Maybe the lady was so pissed op couldn't even say any word, and when he finally explained himself, enough time had passed for him to think: "FML, what a shitty day". I mean if OP could have done anything I don't see why he wouldn't have. Let's not assume and just agree on the lady's bad reaction and say 'people these days'.

That woman sounds extremely conceited

'Murica

#79 are we naming random countries and replacing the first letter with ' and the first vowel with u? If so, here I go. 'Unada

Just walk away OP. Just walk away.

'Urway

I think the real question is, did she take the "offer"? OP never stated she was angry or anything. Maybe she was flattered and tried to take it. Now OP is left with a creepy stalker who keeps trying to sleep with him. Such a twist!

Someone needs to get over herself…

People these days have big butts?

See it as a food thing....free money!!

... I like big butts and I can not lie...

Vain people these days.

I bet she skipped a mile afterwards too.

Most people actually jump to conclusions way too fast..

Yeah, I would even understand her assuming him stealing, but trying to sleep with her?

@52 while reading the FML I thought it would go down to that...boy was I wrong

How did you think about stealing ?

Why do I have a feeling that this actually happened to her before. She may need a wardrobe change or should go easy on the makeup.

OR she should wear whatever clothes and makeup she chooses to, but take an additional 5 seconds to assess social interactions she has with people in order to grasp what's happening.

She obviously has low self esteem. If she views herself poorly, she'll then assume that other people do as well and lash out at them for it in her anger/ insecurity. I'm pretty sure there's a psychological term for it, but I can't remember what it is unfortunately...

Anyone else thinking potential porno intro?

Actually, I thought of Pootie Tang "You think that just cuz a girl likes to dress fancy and stand on the corner next to some ******, that she's hookin?"

Everything is wrong about it. The fact that you are willing to spend money on sex as opposed to spending the time to form a relationship with someone is extremely wrong.

Sometimes you just gotta f*ck. As long as you're not in a relationship, and it's mutually-compliant sex, everything's good.

Do you buy your significant other gifts? Pay their bills if you make more than them? Then you're paying for sex, this way just eliminates the relationship as a negotiating method.

It's illegal for starters and usually leads to the spread of diseases, corruption & crime.

The fact that it is illegal is what causes disease, corruption and crime.

47, thank you. It was a joke, but thanks for standing up for me.

69- it's not illegal everywhere, there are even places in the US where it's legal.

"Hey, get on your knees!" That seems to work wonders for me.

"hey looking for a date", (as you wave the money)