By ifpigsflew - 04/10/2010 23:31 - New Zealand

Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace 0

Spider pig, spider pig......

Unless Harry Potter attends.


SirWhatsHisFace 0

Spider pig, spider pig......

does whatever a spider pig does

spins a web? no he can't, cuz he's a pig lol

Stop smoking crack, OK!

lol but it's good for the soul.

"And then when the meth wore off I realized I wasn't driving and my boyfriend was just dick slappin the shit outta me"


RTRbryant 0

funny shit

I'm confused about the metal wire part. There was a metal wire in the meat??

who said pigs don't fly? hahahaha

He's not spider pig anymore; he's Harry Plopper!

hp_obsessed 0

Harry Plopper? Oh my god, can I get an autograph Mr. Plopper? Or maybe a picture? Mr. Plopper? Mr. Plopper? XD

omnomnicon 9

aw unlucky!

how many peircings do you have??

love the piercings!! :)

I might be wrong but that looks like a neckless. is it a neckless or piercings??

what? jessi2487 is who I see but when I refresh it says someone else and of I refresh it goes back to Jess and it just keeps on doing that what the hell?

kittycat1597 10

Got a lot of piercings there. How many??

MissGrinch 4


Noooo, MissGrinch! Don't convert to the piggish ways of the humans! -Fluffy McTiger

kwmfl 4

you two make a good pair (: it makes my day reading your posts.

-bows- Why thank you, I'm glad to make your day. I love making everything revolve around me. :D -Fluffy McTiger

kwmfl 4

your very welcome(: would you like a flying piece of salami for your efforts?

MissGrinch 4

Thank you as well. Now, where's EffinAHole to witness this?

I would, it'll be like frisbee with a dog. Only you won't get it back and it will be viciously eaten. Where is butt hole? Print screen and email. :D -Fluffy McTiger

It doesn't count coming from another cat. Sorry guys! Oh, and that catnip I just gave you 2 was soaked in anti-freeze. Sweet dreams! >:)

I didn't use any catnip though. I sold it to the Strays across the street. O.O -Fluffy McTiger

MissGrinch 4

The cat was human when that statement was made! Night, sweetheart. We'll be waiting for you to wake up.

42!you need "smith" added to your shirt.

kwmfl 4

uea i was human when i made that comment! WAS. i decided to follow my true calling as a fellow feline

cbr600_fml 0


Jessi2487 0

dude, smh thts all i can say

singer4life666 0

Haha, at a loss for words...

LOL! That's bad luck dude.

Zeek63 0

A hunk-a-hunk-a-hunk of flying pig

Oh, that'll be a fun one to tell about at parties!~

Indeed. Hell of a lot more entertaining of a scar story than what all the other people will likely have.

Unless Harry Potter attends.

44 that was completely dorky but hilarious.

hp_obsessed 0

Harry Potter's scar beats all! Who needs spidey senses when you've got scar senses?

Only in New Zealand would this happen... and I can legitimately say this, I'm from NZ. Bloody Aucklanders, it's like they're on a complete different planet.

it would probably happen in oz too.. actually we'd just throw the pig lol

rpvia 0

way to get slapped with man meat op 386) 341- 9637 t e x t it!

Natasha97 0

Did you eat it? So is it the time when pig flies yet? Spider pig spider pig...

did you then pull over and kick his dog off a bridge??? (anchorman Refrence)

the man punted Baxter!

"WHAT?" "the biker, he punted Baxter cuz I threw a burrito at him" **Sobs**

Omfg best freaking movie ever!!!!!!!!