Today, I got hit by a Salami log thrown from a car; its metal wire cut my shoulder. I got scarred by a flying hunk of pig. FML
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SirWhatsHisFace
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Spider pig, spider pig......
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redbluegreen
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Unless Harry Potter attends.
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SirWhatsHisFace
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Spider pig, spider pig......
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Sarra88
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does whatever a spider pig does
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queencitystoner
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spins a web? no he can't, cuz he's a pig lol
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dreamering
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Stop smoking crack, OK!
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queencitystoner
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lol but it's good for the soul.
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EffinAhole
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"And then when the meth wore off I realized I wasn't driving and my boyfriend was just dick slappin the shit outta me"
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Smeagol648
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SPIDER PIG FTW
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RTRbryant
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funny shit
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nond2nv
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I'm confused about the metal wire part. There was a metal wire in the meat??
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SShelbyy
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who said pigs don't fly?
hahahaha
hahahaha
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TiffanyBlews27
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He's not spider pig anymore; he's Harry Plopper!
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hp_obsessed
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Harry Plopper? Oh my god, can I get an autograph Mr. Plopper? Or maybe a picture? Mr. Plopper? Mr. Plopper?
XD
XD
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emilyrules41
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me 2
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omnomnicon
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aw unlucky!
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bloobelly
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how many peircings do you have??
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queencitystoner
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love the piercings!! :)
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Dragons_corner
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I might be wrong but that looks like a neckless.
is it a neckless or piercings??
is it a neckless or piercings??
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Dragons_corner
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what? jessi2487 is who I see but when I refresh it says someone else and of I refresh it goes back to Jess and it just keeps on doing that what the hell?
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DivineGarden
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wow win ;)
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kittycat1597
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Got a lot of piercings there. How many??
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MissGrinch
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Oink.
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TheTigerRoars
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Noooo, MissGrinch! Don't convert to the piggish ways of the humans!
-Fluffy McTiger
-Fluffy McTiger
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kwmfl
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you two make a good pair (: it makes my day reading your posts.
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TheTigerRoars
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-bows- Why thank you, I'm glad to make your day. I love making everything revolve around me. :D
-Fluffy McTiger
-Fluffy McTiger
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kwmfl
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your very welcome(: would you like a flying piece of salami for your efforts?
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MissGrinch
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Thank you as well.
Now, where's EffinAHole to witness this?
Now, where's EffinAHole to witness this?
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TheTigerRoars
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I would, it'll be like frisbee with a dog. Only you won't get it back and it will be viciously eaten.
Where is butt hole? Print screen and email. :D
-Fluffy McTiger
Where is butt hole? Print screen and email. :D
-Fluffy McTiger
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EffinAhole
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It doesn't count coming from another cat. Sorry guys! Oh, and that catnip I just gave you 2 was soaked in anti-freeze. Sweet dreams! >:)
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TheTigerRoars
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I didn't use any catnip though. I sold it to the Strays across the street. O.O
-Fluffy McTiger
-Fluffy McTiger
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MissGrinch
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The cat was human when that statement was made!
Night, sweetheart. We'll be waiting for you to wake up.
Night, sweetheart. We'll be waiting for you to wake up.
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Dragons_corner
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42!you need "smith" added to your shirt.
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kwmfl
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uea i was human when i made that comment! WAS. i decided to follow my true calling as a fellow feline
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cbr600_fml
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third!!!!!!
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Jessi2487
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dude, smh
thts all i can say
thts all i can say
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singer4life666
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Haha, at a loss for words...
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Rokksteady
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LOL! That's bad luck dude.
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Zeek63
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A hunk-a-hunk-a-hunk of flying pig
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Mirorbo
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Oh, that'll be a fun one to tell about at parties!~
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Filitov
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Indeed. Hell of a lot more entertaining of a scar story than what all the other people will likely have.
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redbluegreen
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Unless Harry Potter attends.
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EffinAhole
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44 that was completely dorky but hilarious.
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hp_obsessed
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Harry Potter's scar beats all! Who needs spidey senses when you've got scar senses?
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kiwiblueskeee
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Only in New Zealand would this happen... and I can legitimately say this, I'm from NZ. Bloody Aucklanders, it's like they're on a complete different planet.
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aussie_gemini
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it would probably happen in oz too.. actually we'd just throw the pig lol
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rpvia
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way to get slapped with man meat op
386) 341- 9637 t e x t it!
386) 341- 9637 t e x t it!
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Natasha97
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Did you eat it?
So is it the time when pig flies yet?
Spider pig spider pig...
So is it the time when pig flies yet?
Spider pig spider pig...
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bee182
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did you then pull over and kick his dog off a bridge??? (anchorman Refrence)
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MOGCrusader
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the man punted Baxter!
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to3_tag
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"WHAT?"
"the biker, he punted Baxter cuz I threw a burrito at him"
**Sobs**
"the biker, he punted Baxter cuz I threw a burrito at him"
**Sobs**
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Mlikescatz
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Omfg best freaking movie ever!!!!!!!!