By Growlithe1395 - 11/03/2017 16:00
The Top
Faith
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By PJSandWitch - 18/12/2016 14:49 - Brazil - Rio De Janeiro
PJSandWitch tells us more.
By Lola - 15/05/2017 21:00 - Uruguay
Family sticks together
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By Tank - 16/07/2016 23:14 - Canada
The gift that keeps on giving!
By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 19:30 - United States - New Bremen
By Anonymous - 25/01/2018 12:00 - United States - Papillion
Jot that down
By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00
BIKES!
By woxliuke - 05/05/2016 18:44 - Lithuania - Vilnius
By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00
Not cool, not at all
By dammed - This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States
Good friend
By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Whoops
By Teen - 24/01/2009 23:28 - United States
Fairytale ending
By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 17:00
Emergency haircut
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By UnicornCinnamon - 24/11/2018 04:00 - Romania - Cluj-napoca
Practical
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By Cannachick - 17/07/2019 02:00
This is fine
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Cypress
'Cause I'm a Criminal
By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 14:00
By NewUsername - 20/03/2017 10:42
NewUsername tells us more.
Hey, OP here. I'm a girl, so why FML listed me as a guy...I have no idea. Anyway, I'm here to clear some things up. Why we drove so far to see them was because we're both in college and we don't get to see my parents or each other often. My parents and I went out there to celebrate their engagment because we probably won't be able to see them until maybe July, and they had already been engaged a month before we drove there to buy them dinner in March. It didn't bother us so much that they got married without telling us, it's that they lied and egged us on, and had his wife tell my dad through text. They promised they are going to have a ceremony sometime in the next 5 years, but they asked us not to tell the rest of they family they're already married. So now, we're lying to the rest of our excited, curious family. We weren't there to plan anything, the topic just came up during dinner, since well, we were celebrating an engagement. We figured they married for financial aid and tax purposes (given they're both in college and are barely getting by) which is fine by us. They had already been living together for a few years and moved across the state together, so it's not like them eloping was unexpected. We just don't know why they felt they had to lie when they had the chance to discreetly pull one of us to the side and tell us in person the day before. Sorry for the book, but I hope that clears some things up!
Potterheads
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By sleepy - 03/12/2016 09:54 - United States - Grand Forks
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Major headache
By Emily 1992 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls
By Kate - 21/06/2017 02:00
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OP here! Happy it got posted! It wasn't a custom made dress, most brides in Brazil prefer that the bridesmaids are not all matching. I had a really hard time finding something that I could wear, and that dress was the only formal dress with belly space I could find. I tried it on with a pillow when I bought it a few months ago! 3 days before it fit perfectly, I was shocked how bigger I had gotten in just 3 days! In the end I made it work, just couldn't breath so easily. After the ceremony, I opened the zipper a little and put a jacket on, so I was comfortable!