Love: Today, I went on a blind date. I ended up meeting my dad. FML

By grinded my life - 09/08/2018 04:00 - Singapore - Singapore

Today, I went on a blind date. I ended up meeting my dad. FML

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 August 2018 22:17

Did one or both of you lie about your age? At least, you'll have something in common -- I'm guessing you both hate Mom.

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Wednesday 8 August 2018 22:38

Is this like a lost lost, recently found type dad or the regular old booty call gone wrong?

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RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 8 August 2018 22:17

Did one or both of you lie about your age? At least, you'll have something in common -- I'm guessing you both hate Mom.

RicàrdoPen 5

Thursday 9 August 2018 21:45

it has been too long since we last met, brother.

real life problems 26

Wednesday 8 August 2018 22:26

Even bigger fml if you're a guy

PorchKitty 16

Thursday 9 August 2018 20:39

According to the little icon & the OP's user name, I'm guessing it is a guy.

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Wednesday 8 August 2018 22:38

Is this like a lost lost, recently found type dad or the regular old booty call gone wrong?

_Hakuna_Matata_ 12

Wednesday 8 August 2018 22:40

*long lost

Glowworm56 26

Thursday 9 August 2018 0:08

This reminds me of an urban legend truthfully.

DragonMaiden7 15

Thursday 9 August 2018 0:29

This sounds like the beginning to a ****

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 9 August 2018 0:55

Could have been worse at least you found out at dinner and not at breakfast with him 🤔😵😰🤢

1gullible_bugger 34

Thursday 9 August 2018 5:26

Given your username were you using Grindr? That certainly would an FML. 😮

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 9 August 2018 6:09

Calling him “Daddy” should be pretty natural.

Mungolikecandy 19

Thursday 9 August 2018 9:28

First meetings can be awkward.

Luke16eirb7deneuwn1 20

Thursday 9 August 2018 10:32

Well this is awkward...

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