Oh come on now! She should have known better and mistook the mustard or mayonnaise for sunscreen instead.

If she was planning on eating you, then it wasn't a mistake.

Wtf?! Everyone knows you put mustard on at the beach. Kids these days! FYL

She obviously still needs to ketchup to her age in maturity...

Was she trying to make Sibling Kokkinisto?

Did you get a nice golden tan😂

Good thing she didn’t put it on your weiner, you unfaithful piece of shit! Slap-slap-crotch kick.

Sisters very rarely put anything on their brother's weiner.

The seagulls ought be pretty thankful.

That's your queue to play dead while she screams "SHARK ATTACK!!!"

You didn’t smell the difference?