By UnicornCinnamon - Romania - Cluj-napoca
Today, my mother called me while she was shopping to tell me that she found a unicorn onesie. When I asked her to buy one for me, she started to laugh and told me that they are for teens, not for "old goats" like me. I'm 21. FML
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By  PenguinPal3017  |  19

Gummy gummy gummy gummy gummy bear. Bang! She shot me one time. Bang! She shot me two times. Bang! Bang! Bang! Unicorn!

By  Taurus_ChicKa  |  36

Onesies are overrated, anyway. Just use a Snuggie so you can actually remove it fast to use the bathroom. No wonder teens are so immature these days - they're reverting to infancy by wearing onesies. Plus, they make it look like you're too lazy to get dressed in normal clothes like a normal person. It's as bad as the "wearing pajama pants in public" fad that I wish would die.