Gentleman

By Screwed - 10/07/2024 10:00 - United States

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Today, a girl I’ve been fucking told me she’s pregnant after she told me she took the pill. What she really meant was, “Oh, that pill? That was Advil ‘cause I get headaches.” The bitch knows I have a wife and kids. She callously said, “Should've been more specific.” She can’t understand why I’m freaking out. FML
I agree, your life sucks 125
You deserved it 1 625

Same thing different taste

Top comments

So you cheated on your wife and you're upset the woman you cheated with lied to you. 🤣

Play with fire, you'll burn your fingers.

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So you cheated on your wife and you're upset the woman you cheated with lied to you. 🤣

Play with fire, you'll burn your fingers.

I'm Mr. cynical... Is this a pot stirring post? if not, then good thing the stirrer got to lick the spoon.

As a tip: Just one birth control pill doesn’t take effect. You have to be consistent with your pill for some time for it to be effective. 🤦🏻‍♀️ Not only is it a shame that you betrayed your own family but you were gullible enough to believe just one little pill will prevent the strongest sperm from getting to the egg. (unless its the morning after pill which has about a 95% success rate) YDI!!!!!!!!

49_Donuts 13

Sounds like you’ve got child support AND alimony payments in your future.

Wadlaen 23

How come the bitch knows you have a wife and kids but it seems like you at some point forgot? Congratulations sir, you've got exactly what you deserved!

HAD a wife and kids. Lied to your wife and now side chick lied to you. sucks don't it? now you're baby trapped, and it all just might be your fault

jlc82 9

no might be's or maybes to it...it's 100% his fault

Puruttya 6

you have to devise a plan how you will introduce wifey2 to wifey1 and kids without a divorce. maybe she will firgive you somehow.