Miscellaneous and Gross: Sweet

Sweet

By f_ck_U - 03/09/2026 20:00 - China - Shanghai

Today, I returned to my sweet home after a two-month cozy vacation full of good memories, only to find that the place was sweet no more and had turned into a bug and mold-infested Petri dish uninhabitable for any living creature. FML

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mcsmee 7

Thursday 3 September 2026 23:04

Shouldn't have left all of those dirty dishes in the sink for two months.

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