Intimacy, Family and Cheating: Family sticks together

Family sticks together

By R we Hillbilliez? - 01/04/2021 00:30

Today, I overheard my husband screaming and sobbing into the phone. Apparently, his mistress has been cheating on him with both his brother and their uncle. Who’s the woman in question? My much younger niece, who lives next door. I don’t even know where to begin to approach this dumpster fire. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/11/2024 00:00 - United States

Today, I found out my husband’s former mistress is going to be at Thanksgiving dinner. Why? Because his idiot brother married the tramp AFTER the affair came to light. So now not only is the whore my sister-in-law, she’s being included in every family gathering henceforth. Fuck this family and… FML

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MY WIFE!

By Fmlloser - 07/03/2022 00:01

Today, I came home from work to find my things outside my yard and the door locks changed. I called my wife to let me in and she told me to go live with, “That homewrecking whore who texted you last night” instead. She’s talking about my cousin, who informed me via text that my aunt’s in the hospital. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/07/2020 23:00

Today, I found out my sister-in-law cheated on her husband. I also found out my uncle cheated on my aunt with my sister-in-law. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/01/2023 16:00

Today, my brother-in-law's wife sent me a text venting about her argument with our mother-in-law. She also said said some nasty things about her and I mistakenly shared this info with my “trusted” husband, who immediately told his hot-tempered-momma's girl-IDGAF attitude older sister, who now plans on beating her ass. This is bad. FML

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Barely legal

By Anonymous - 31/03/2021 05:00

Today, my husband told me that he and my cousin had been seeing each other for the past two months. The cousin I took in because my aunt kicked her out for dropping out of high school. I’ve clothed, fed and paid bills for this homewrecker. She’s barely 18. FML

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Et tu, Brute?

By missseloit3 - 09/12/2017 01:30

Today I caught my husband cheating on me in our bed with my 19-year-old brother. FML

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By paintfarts1976 - 10/05/2013 19:01 - Ireland - Mullingar

Today, my husband angrily accused me of cheating on him. It turns out he thinks that because I've been spending time with my brother recently, the two of us must be having some kind of incestuous affair. FML

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Weird accusation, lady

By wrong state for that shit - 22/08/2020 04:48 - United States

Today, my uncle’s girlfriend’s paranoid jealousy hit a new low. I woke up to several nasty, threatening texts from her, accusing me of sleeping with my own uncle. According to her, no uncle and niece could possibly be as close as he and I are without something freaky going on. I really hate her. FML

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It Wasn't Me, by Shaggy

By itwasntme - 07/09/2019 16:00

Today, we found out my brother in law cheated on my sister. Somehow they’ve blamed me for the whole incident. I don’t know the guy. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2014 17:31 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, at a family gathering, it emerged that my now ex-fiancé has been sleeping with his brother's girlfriend for some time now. A fight broke out, the police were called, and more than one of his relatives are blaming me for him cheating with her. FML

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poeserpursche 11

Thursday 1 April 2021 0:52

I would know where to start. To pack my suitcase!

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 1 April 2021 1:18

so she's sleeping with both of her uncles and her great uncle is that what you're saying 🤢 and get yourself a good lawyer

Comments

poeserpursche 11

Thursday 1 April 2021 0:52

I would know where to start. To pack my suitcase!

Charlie Given 26

Thursday 1 April 2021 1:18

so she's sleeping with both of her uncles and her great uncle is that what you're saying 🤢 and get yourself a good lawyer

aribanks 12

Thursday 1 April 2021 6:01

Not her blood uncles. Her aunts husband and HIS whole damn family.

Danielle Zion Gadsden 15

Thursday 1 April 2021 1:19

What you do is describe in many songs. I would go with "Hit 'em Up Style," Bust the Windows," or "Before He Cheats."

Thrasher93 5

Thursday 1 April 2021 1:24

Just leave!!

Redgy22 26

Thursday 1 April 2021 1:48

Thank the ***** for showing you the light and use it to guide yourself away from all of them.

rainbowdonnareed 18

Thursday 1 April 2021 2:21

If you have kids or not file for divorce, get a restraining order so you can change the locks. or move

Bogrbon 27

Thursday 1 April 2021 3:27

You can't get a restraining order just because someone cheated on you. You have to fear for your safety or be a victim or abuse or harassment. And changing the locks or running away with the kids won't exactly win you any favors with the judge. Unless he's abusive, you can't just get a restraining order because you're getting divorced and if you're suggesting she imply that he's abusive for favorable divorce proceedings even when he isn't, may you get run over by your own metaphorical bad karma bus.

Bogrbon 27

Thursday 1 April 2021 3:24

Divorce papers are a good start. Hope the niece is on your side or that's a whole other incestuous dumpster fire. But if so, you can be free of the whole lot by the end of it.