Typical

By Anonymous - 16/05/2013 20:54 - United States - Woodbridge

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Today, I attended a cooking class with my co-workers. As the chef prepared to cut up a load of onions for his dish, he warned us to be ready for the "typical reactions". Everyone teared up. Meanwhile, I popped a boner. So much for typical. FML
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MsConfusedd 27

It must be awkward cooking with family at holiday time.

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yetanotherginger 19

As long as it isn't typical that you are aroused by people tearing up, I think you'll live

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MsConfusedd 27

It must be awkward cooking with family at holiday time.

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soccerstar1996 18

Daddy! Why's there a carrot in your pants?!

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anmolm97 12

he was attending the class with his co-workers!!

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jkmartinjk 16

43- Yes, however it is possible that he cooks with his family during the holidays. Comprende??

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EpicSquishii 21

I'm assuming that he got a boner due to everyone's tears. Because that's funnier

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yetanotherginger 19

As long as it isn't typical that you are aroused by people tearing up, I think you'll live

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ElatedEarthling 15

There's nothing wrong with a little sadistic tendencies.

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TheDrifter 23

I dunno about that, standing over a crying woman while sporting an erection always seems to get me in trouble.

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summerguy97 16

Let the tears lubricate you!!!

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AngelSpit 18

It's like my mother always said "what part of sadist didn't you understand?"

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ragini95 16

a study showed that testosterone levels decrease in response to tears, so it was probably the onions!

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yetanotherginger 19

My study showed that testosterone levels decreasing is the cause of tears

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Zebediabolical 39

Yours will be the second kitchen that Chef Ramsey walks out of!

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Grop_fml 2

Still a better love story than Twilight :)

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iammeorami 25

How is it a love story? Please explain

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LennyComa 39

Twilight isn't a love story, where as this is true love between a man and a root vegetable.

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theknozzle 14

There's nothing purer or more beautiful than the love between a man and the produce section.

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MrConcise 34

Excuse me, but the Deli section begs to differ.

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s15c 9

I always thought the freezer aisle was the best... Cold and filled with food that takes almost no effort to prepare.

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laurenasabutton 26

Were you turned on by the onions or the crying?

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ItsKennyBaby 9

¿Por que a las dos?

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kelseythompson 27

#51 Why not have both? it's that stupid taco commercial.. it's an attempt at a joke..

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JFloUnknown 24

#51 I believe it's '¿Por que no las dos?'.

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LennyComa 39

The **** teasing Onions, Shallots are no better.

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zombieslayer83 19

Onion ring toss!

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Sinamoi 18

Rachael Ray would like a word with you.

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