Sex and Contraception: Practical

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By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 09:01 - Canada - Fredericton

Today, my 27-year-old boyfriend told me he hides our condoms in his Poké Ball. FML

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By Mary - 04/12/2011 22:47 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was packing for his annual hunting trip, I saw him slip a box of condoms into his bag. FML

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By gottacatchemall - 08/01/2014 05:43 - United States

Today, I tried to lose my virginity to my boyfriend of a year. We're almost twenty. In the end, we both chickened out and played Pokémon instead. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/10/2011 16:56 - United States

Today, my boyfriend informed me that to save money, he's been using the same condom for the last month. FML

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By WTF - 22/08/2012 22:22 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend confided to me that he has a used condom collection. When I reacted with disgust, he "reassured" me that he only keeps the ones he uses with me. FML

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By ihatepokemon - 22/07/2013 22:14 - United States

Today, my boyfriend got angry because I laughed when he asked me if he should retire from being a Pokemon Trainer. He was serious. He's also 21. FML

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By juli - 24/07/2010 17:47 - Taiwan

Today, while I was driving my 27 year old boyfriend 8 hours to a Pokémon event, he realized he didn't bring his DS with him. He cried about it. FML

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Cheapskate

By Anonymous - 02/09/2013 17:03 - United States - Gladewater

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

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By Alicia - 21/01/2010 05:02 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were trying to have sex for the first time. Not only did he struggle for five minutes to put on a condom (repeatedly snapping himself in the balls), but he then had to ask me "which hole" to put it in. I'm dating a thirty-four year old virgin. FML

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Tiny Tim

By hmmmm - 13/08/2012 12:19 - Australia

Today, the condom slipped off, because my boyfriend refuses to admit that he needs to use smaller condoms. FML

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By doodlecrzyMeg - 04/02/2016 18:56 - United States - Mattoon

Today, I had to hide in the closet all morning because my 22-year-old boyfriend didn't want to admit to his parents that he had his girlfriend stay the night. FML

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ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 14 October 2020 14:47

Used or new? Because that makes a BIG difference in my reaction to this lol

mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 14 October 2020 14:18

Never too old for Pokémon. I see nothing wrong with this. After all, better to catch pokemon than STD's or unwanted pregnancies.

Comments

mackdeezy 22

Wednesday 14 October 2020 14:18

Never too old for Pokémon. I see nothing wrong with this. After all, better to catch pokemon than STD's or unwanted pregnancies.

Marcella1016 31

Wednesday 14 October 2020 20:29

Damn I read that as “Better to catch Pokémon STDs” and I was like...whoa that show must have gotten really dark...

ojoRojo 27

Wednesday 14 October 2020 14:47

Used or new? Because that makes a BIG difference in my reaction to this lol

lev 11

Wednesday 14 October 2020 15:01

Who does he hide them from?

Crowned Sataness 12

Wednesday 14 October 2020 15:05

oh so what, he has a playful side

jajja_875124352 5

Wednesday 14 October 2020 15:46

He’s gotta catch them all! Sperm that is.

spinspinsugar 12

Wednesday 14 October 2020 20:53

lmao

MidnaLink 33

Wednesday 14 October 2020 17:06

So, a makeshift condom case?

noporn4u 9

Wednesday 14 October 2020 17:10

Trojan, I choose you!

Dukenorton 10

Wednesday 14 October 2020 20:20

Sounds to me like he turns on the Charmander clothes just fall off.

Mooglefox 23

Wednesday 14 October 2020 22:49

Gotta hide them somewhere.

Douglas James Voutour 5

Wednesday 14 October 2020 22:53

DICK-ACHU, I CHOOSE YOU

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