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By Anonymous - 14/10/2020 09:01 - Canada - Fredericton

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Today, my 27-year-old boyfriend told me he hides our condoms in his Poké Ball. FML
I agree, your life sucks 867
You deserved it 455

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Used or new? Because that makes a BIG difference in my reaction to this lol

Never too old for Pokémon. I see nothing wrong with this. After all, better to catch pokemon than STD's or unwanted pregnancies.

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Never too old for Pokémon. I see nothing wrong with this. After all, better to catch pokemon than STD's or unwanted pregnancies.

Damn I read that as “Better to catch Pokémon STDs” and I was like...whoa that show must have gotten really dark...

Used or new? Because that makes a BIG difference in my reaction to this lol

Who does he hide them from?

oh so what, he has a playful side

He’s gotta catch them all! Sperm that is.

So, a makeshift condom case?

Trojan, I choose you!

Sounds to me like he turns on the Charmander clothes just fall off.

Gotta hide them somewhere.

DICK-ACHU, I CHOOSE YOU