Emergency haircut

By Anonymous - 26/06/2020 02:02

Today, I told off my crazy sister-in-law after she made my wife cry for putting on weight during lockdown. Then, as I was sleeping in my armchair, the crazy bitch snuck into the house and cut off every single one of my meter-long dreadlocks. Now I got a BALD HEAD. FML
I agree, your life sucks 2 272
You deserved it 345

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Amanda Howard 9

press charges

That's assault, you're only lucky you didn't wake up during and get sliced or anything by the scissors.

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Amanda Howard 9

press charges

That's assault, you're only lucky you didn't wake up during and get sliced or anything by the scissors.

Why would she do that?!? Having dreadlocks is a good enough punishment.

A bald guy and a fat lady -- you'll finally look like a normal couple.

tounces7 27

So breaking and entering and assault. She should be in prison for awhile if you have the courage to press charges. If you don't, well then she may as well have cut your balls off too.

That sounds DREADful.

For that, we ought to: LOCK you up! LOCK you up!

Sometimes you have to be stealthy to fight cultural appropriation!

Nothing in this implies his race...so why would you think it was cultural appropriation?

I would press charges, breaking and entering and assault....

Trespassing, break and entering, assault. You have the law on your side, press charges.

Isn’t that assault?