By "AdorableDoxie" - 17/12/2018 22:00
The Top
That's nice, but…
By Anonymous - 26/04/2023 18:00
By Brokebitch2017 - 27/02/2017 22:00
You chose, you lose
By Momtobe2007 - 24/05/2023 22:00
By Growlithe1395 - 11/03/2017 16:00
Faith
By wtf mom?! - 06/04/2019 12:00
By Lola - 15/05/2017 21:00 - Uruguay
By All The Best People Are Crazy~ - 04/11/2016 03:49 - Canada - Oakville
Hostus mostus
By trappedinmyownhome - 15/07/2015 02:11
The gift that keeps on giving!
By Anonymous - 27/12/2017 01:30 - United States - New Bremen
By Anonymous - 25/01/2018 19:00 - United States - Papillion
Jot that down
By Anonymous - 30/04/2020 02:00
By cincity - 20/07/2018 15:00
Good friend
By Lisa - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff
Fairytale ending
By Anonymous - 09/06/2020 17:00
Emergency haircut
By Anonymous - 26/06/2020 02:02
By UnicornCinnamon - 24/11/2018 03:00 - Romania - Cluj-napoca
Genetics failed me
By Anonymous - 02/02/2022 01:59
By Anonymous - 07/12/2018 22:00 - United States - Zephyrhills
By Cannachick - 17/07/2019 02:00
This is fine
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2017 but it's good stuff - United States - Cypress
'Cause I'm a Criminal
By Anonymous - 05/03/2017 14:00
By NewUsername - 20/03/2017 10:42
NewUsername tells us more.
By heymee - 02/09/2014 07:33 - France
Potterheads
By collegestudent - 01/06/2019 12:00
By Preggo - 10/12/2016 01:51
By M. Moore - 10/06/2019 18:00
Major headache
By Emily 1992 - This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff - United States - Klamath Falls
By Kate - 21/06/2017 02:00
Relief
By Andrew Cab - 06/04/2021 14:00 - United Kingdom
Keywords
Hey, OP here. I'm a girl, so why FML listed me as a guy...I have no idea. Anyway, I'm here to clear some things up. Why we drove so far to see them was because we're both in college and we don't get to see my parents or each other often. My parents and I went out there to celebrate their engagment because we probably won't be able to see them until maybe July, and they had already been engaged a month before we drove there to buy them dinner in March. It didn't bother us so much that they got married without telling us, it's that they lied and egged us on, and had his wife tell my dad through text. They promised they are going to have a ceremony sometime in the next 5 years, but they asked us not to tell the rest of they family they're already married. So now, we're lying to the rest of our excited, curious family. We weren't there to plan anything, the topic just came up during dinner, since well, we were celebrating an engagement. We figured they married for financial aid and tax purposes (given they're both in college and are barely getting by) which is fine by us. They had already been living together for a few years and moved across the state together, so it's not like them eloping was unexpected. We just don't know why they felt they had to lie when they had the chance to discreetly pull one of us to the side and tell us in person the day before. Sorry for the book, but I hope that clears some things up!