Today, my mom made me take a pregnancy test since I missed my last 4 periods. It came back positive and my mom grounded me. I’ve never had sex. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after I missed my last 3 periods, my mom grounded me for "getting pregnant" and refuses to believe anything else. I'm 15 and never had sex in my life. FML
Today, I had to go through the embarrassment and pain of telling my parents I was pregnant. I took the test and it came out positive and I was freaking out. I got grounded for the rest of the year and they're really disappointed in me. Five minutes ago, I got my period. FML
Today, my mom noticed that there weren’t any tampons in the trashcan during my usual time of the month, and promptly grounded me. I’m not pregnant, I just skip periods sometimes. FML
Today, my mom accused me of being pregnant. She wouldn't believe me when I told her I'm a virgin, and she challenged me to take a pregnancy test. It came back with a false positive. FML
Today, I went to see a doctor because I have been experiencing hair loss. He insisted on a pregnancy test. My parents then grounded me. I'm a virgin. FML
Today, I took a pregnancy test. When I saw that the result was positive, I started crying and showed my mom. She burst out laughing and told me that I had taken an ovulation test. FML
Today, my mother asked me if my boyfriend and I were getting serious. I quickly lied and said no. She then informed me that if things ever heated up, she would take me to get birth control. Wanting birth control, I confessed. In turn she grounded me. I'm not allowed to see my boyfriend anymore. FML
Today, my mom forced me to take a drug test while she watched. I couldn’t do it due to nerves, so she grounded me because, "there's no way I would be nervous unless I was doing drugs." Nope, just a shy bladder. FML
Today, my parents grounded me and told me I can forget about going to prom, Grad Bash, and getting a new car for graduation. My mom was cleaning my room and found a pack of condoms in my dresser drawer. Oh, and they made me call my boyfriend they didn’t know about to tell him it was over, on speaker. FML
Today, it's been three weeks since my parents went on holiday and not only have they not called me, they don’t answer when I call them… until today, when my mom finally called me, whilst I was having sex. She then sent me a text outlining how rude it was I ignored her call and grounded me. I’m 24 years-old. FML
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TomeDr 25
Get to a doctor now. If you ARE pregnant, someone may have slipping you a date rape drug. If you’re NOT pregnant, the doctor can tell you why you’re getting a false positive.
Glowworm56 27
Are you going to give birth to the Messiah now?
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Glowworm56 27
Are you going to give birth to the Messiah now?
Damarcus 22
Well, I'll be. it's a miracle then.
1known 34
Hallelujah The Lord is back! :)
ThrottleJockey 36
It's about damn time!
weaboo 12
Maybe someone raped you in your sleep call the police
lisyaorancrazed 16
Unless she was drugged which, being a minor(as we can assume per the grounding) is unlikely unless she goes to parties, she probably would've woken up to the pain of rape. Also, unless she was sleeping in an unfamiliar place, rape would mean that, unless it was her dad or other male relative, someone snuck into their house with the intention to rape someone when they are much less likely to be caught if they attack some random drunk girl at a club. It's way more likely that there's some medical issue here. She needs a doctor, not police.
lilacgold 16
It is possible to get pregnant without having sex - all it takes is semen in close proximity to a ******.
chosha_fml 27
Well, without penetration. It’s still sex.
tarabella 7
Not if they're a virgin, the hymen needs to be broken for the sperm to be able to get up in there
deanWombourne 1
Hey - this isn't true, the hymen has a hole it. How else would periods get out? And if periods can get out, sperm can get in :(
Vesi 30
@Tarabella Please.. please.. for the love of all that is biological, Please take a class on the reproductive systems. Look it up online, go to a trusted site like Mayo clinic.. because you are being taught entirely wrong and it will be detrimental to your sexual and emotional health to have false information about how that all works.
tarabella 7
Yeah, thank you, i'm not an idiot. Having been familiar with female anatomy for almost 30 years, it's never occured to me that i'd have to learn this again after being out of school for more than 10 years. I don't appreciate your being condescending, mine was an honest mistake, just what i was told in school. By a nurse even.
raven_of_azarath 35
Like the above users said. Also, sex isn’t the only way to break a hymen. Horseback riders and gymnasts quite likely either don’t have one or already broke it due to their activities.
mekiswrite 21
Under normal circumstances the hymen should never break. It's painful- similar to a guy breaking his penis. Sex SHOULD NOT be painful and SHOULDN'T affect the hymen. Once again, this is under normal circumstances.
Gradask 10
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ikXim4wevc You cannot see if a woman have had sex, unless it is brutal rape, but then it due the bruising and other things. Oh yeah I took this video, because the two best one which say the same thing is in Dutch and Swedish. You can test positive for pregnancy due to whole of weird things, like phantom pregnancy, ovary cyst and a lot more.
BurnInDemonFire 39
What school did you go to, and why did they fail to teach you basic human biology?
lilacgold 16
Look, I never said it was LIKELY to get pregnant without having sex, but it does happen rarely. Sexual activities like mutual masturbation and oral sex can result in pregnancy if the people involved aren't careful and semen gets transferred to the vulva. Anything else that puts fresh semen close to the vulva also has a tiny chance of resulting in pregnancy.
maroongrad 13
Health teacher here. That is absolutely true. And the hymen has to be broken? How stupid are people? Of course, we just bottle up aaaaall our menstrual fluid until the first time we have sex. Hint, if big ol' red clots can come out, a sperm can go up. She either played hot-n-heavy, was raped (I know a 12 year old who was taking heavy pain med after surgery who found out she was pregnant about 8 months later and had NO IDEA), or has a severe medical issue going on. The fact that she's not throwing a fit and insisting that the doctor follow up on this and freaking out about, oh, an ovarian cyst, possible cancer, etc. is disturbing. Not "My mom was going to ground me until she realized I was freaking out about being sick and going to the hospital..." Yeah, any parent would want some follow-up information on that. Unless the parents were so stupid (and as a health teacher, this is NOT unusual) that they never bothered to let their kid know that it takes ONE sperm, and it doesn't have to start off inside you....
honeymoonroyale 20
"Health teacher here" "how stupid are people?" lol
boopingsnoot 25
Go to a doctor for another test! And maybe get your iron levels checked while you’re there.
TomeDr 25
Get to a doctor now. If you ARE pregnant, someone may have slipping you a date rape drug. If you’re NOT pregnant, the doctor can tell you why you’re getting a false positive.
Sarah Newport 3
Hi, you need to go see a Dr immediately. It's highly unlikely to get a false positive unless you have something medically wrong. Or you are actually pregnant and too scared to admit it which I get. I would suggest you need blood tests and an ultrasound/CT scan of your ovaries and uterus. I know this will probably scare you but cancer can mimic the symptoms of pregnancy and it's not something you want to ignore.
pugs 12
If you give birth you have to create a new religion, just like the last time it happened.
Sandra Foran 10
Time to start a religion