FML : Today, while commuting to work on a peak hour train, I lost my balance and accidentally grabbed a bald mans head to steady myself. To make matters worse,...

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Today, while commuting to work on a peak hour train, I lost my balance and accidentally grabbed a bald mans head to steady myself. To make matters worse, the words "oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were a knob" came out of my mouth before I could think about what I was saying. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By ShameMonkey / Tuesday 27 September 2016 10:15 / Australia - Glen Waverley

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By xxDeeStar | 27

#6703005 - Sunday 16 October 2016 11:07

That is utterly hilarious!
I laughed out loud haha!

But I hope he had a good sense of humour.

By kctrl | 8

#6703012 - Sunday 16 October 2016 11:39

Very rarely does an FML make me laugh aloud, but this one did. FYL OP, but thanks for the entertainment!

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By xxDeeStar | 27

#6703005 - Sunday 16 October 2016 11:07

That is utterly hilarious!
I laughed out loud haha!

But I hope he had a good sense of humour.

By kctrl | 8

#6703012 - Sunday 16 October 2016 11:39

Very rarely does an FML make me laugh aloud, but this one did. FYL OP, but thanks for the entertainment!

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Trainn | 17

#6703018 - Sunday 16 October 2016 11:52

This one made my day.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#6703027 - Sunday 16 October 2016 12:17

I hope he wasn't a wanker about it.

By hekinokuroihi | 17

#6703039 - Sunday 16 October 2016 12:54

Did he act like a knob after?

By TheNewGuy03 | 26

#6703049 - Sunday 16 October 2016 13:15

I must admit having a bit of a hearty chortle at this.
I hope he had a sense of humor.

By ApeTheGreatApe | 11

#6703051 - Sunday 16 October 2016 13:17

Just slowly close him shut, lift your hand off the knob and act as though nothing had happened

By demideity | 13

#6703053 - Sunday 16 October 2016 13:19

Maybe he wanted to be your knob ;)

By Attacksloth | 33

#6703082 - Sunday 16 October 2016 14:53

Looks like you got out of that situation by the skin of [his head].

By HeroZeroPlayer | 20

#6703087 - Sunday 16 October 2016 15:07

Mother of pearl this is hilarious. I'm at work on a Sunday night alone and this just made my night xD

By popperpuff88 | 11

#6703248 - Sunday 16 October 2016 22:05

brilliant! Haha

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