That is utterly hilarious! I laughed out loud haha! But I hope he had a good sense of humour.

Very rarely does an FML make me laugh aloud, but this one did. FYL OP, but thanks for the entertainment!

I hope he wasn't a wanker about it.

Did he act like a knob after?

I must admit having a bit of a hearty chortle at this. I hope he had a sense of humor.

Just slowly close him shut, lift your hand off the knob and act as though nothing had happened

Maybe he wanted to be your knob ;)

Looks like you got out of that situation by the skin of [his head].

Mother of pearl this is hilarious. I'm at work on a Sunday night alone and this just made my night xD

brilliant! Haha