By ShameMonkey - 27/09/2016 10:15 - Australia - Glen Waverley

Today, while commuting to work on a peak hour train, I lost my balance and accidentally grabbed a bald mans head to steady myself. To make matters worse, the words "oh gosh, I'm so sorry. I thought you were a knob" came out of my mouth before I could think about what I was saying. FML
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That is utterly hilarious! I laughed out loud haha! But I hope he had a good sense of humour.

Very rarely does an FML make me laugh aloud, but this one did. FYL OP, but thanks for the entertainment!

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That is utterly hilarious! I laughed out loud haha! But I hope he had a good sense of humour.

Very rarely does an FML make me laugh aloud, but this one did. FYL OP, but thanks for the entertainment!

This one made my day.

I hope he wasn't a wanker about it.

Did he act like a knob after?

I must admit having a bit of a hearty chortle at this. I hope he had a sense of humor.

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Just slowly close him shut, lift your hand off the knob and act as though nothing had happened

Maybe he wanted to be your knob ;)

Looks like you got out of that situation by the skin of [his head].

Mother of pearl this is hilarious. I'm at work on a Sunday night alone and this just made my night xD

brilliant! Haha