FML : The gift that keeps on giving!

The gift that keeps on giving!

Today, for our Christmas gift exchange, we were supposed to all bring alcohol. I got a Crown Royal Apple box with a couple of positive pregnancy tests. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 26 December 2017 19:30 / United States - New Bremen

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By thejimhawkins | 13

#7579585 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 8:18

Wait so... your secret Santa was basically like, I'm not gonna buy alcohol because I'm pregnant and bitter so I'm going to give you my pregnancy tests instead?

By sweetbliss3 | 37

#7579548 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 4:03

you can get rid of chlamydia easier.

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By acmariner99 | 20

#7579531 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 2:41

Maybe save it for when your bundle arrives? Congratulations!

By Elizabeth Burley | 20

#7579533 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 2:42

well, looks like you wont get to enjoy that crown royal. sorry, OP. but congrats?!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7579542 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 3:24

Hey, a baby is much better than chlamydia.

sweetbliss3 | 37

#7579548 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 4:03

you can get rid of chlamydia easier.

By mt21mt | 15

#7579546 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 3:36

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

bigdaddyeric | 29

#7579572 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 5:46

Hey just for the record Chief (OP), that Crown Royal Apple shit tastes and smells like some homeless person ate a bunch of McDonalds Hot Apple Pies, threw them up and then rolled around in them, then you came by and took a big whiff of it, and liked it so much that you ate it off his pants. So you didn’t miss anything Dog......

Koios | 27

#7579581 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 7:57

The fact you got this triggered over a FML is both sad and hilarious

Selene1090 | 23

#7579837 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 20:50

Then don't go if you're going to be such a bitter buzzkill.

Scáthach_1699204304 | 3

#7580328 - Friday 29 December 2017 6:28

Amen

By thejimhawkins | 13

#7579585 - Wednesday 27 December 2017 8:18

Wait so... your secret Santa was basically like, I'm not gonna buy alcohol because I'm pregnant and bitter so I'm going to give you my pregnancy tests instead?