The gift that keeps on giving!

By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 19:30 - United States - New Bremen

Today, for our Christmas gift exchange, we were supposed to all bring alcohol. I got a Crown Royal Apple box with a couple of positive pregnancy tests. FML
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thejimhawkins 13

Wait so... your secret Santa was basically like, I'm not gonna buy alcohol because I'm pregnant and bitter so I'm going to give you my pregnancy tests instead?

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sweetbliss3 37
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you can get rid of chlamydia easier.

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acmariner99 25
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Maybe save it for when your bundle arrives? Congratulations!

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Elizabeth Burley 22
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well, looks like you wont get to enjoy that crown royal. sorry, OP. but congrats?!

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Glowworm56 26
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Hey, a baby is much better than chlamydia.

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sweetbliss3 37
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you can get rid of chlamydia easier.

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mt21mt 15
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bigdaddyeric 35

Hey just for the record Chief (OP), that Crown Royal Apple shit tastes and smells like some homeless person ate a bunch of McDonalds Hot Apple Pies, threw them up and then rolled around in them, then you came by and took a big whiff of it, and liked it so much that you ate it off his pants. So you didn’t miss anything Dog......

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Koios 30

The fact you got this triggered over a FML is both sad and hilarious

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Selene1090 26
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Then don't go if you're going to be such a bitter buzzkill.

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Scáthach_1699204304 5

Amen

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thejimhawkins 13

Wait so... your secret Santa was basically like, I'm not gonna buy alcohol because I'm pregnant and bitter so I'm going to give you my pregnancy tests instead?

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woxliuke 12
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Let me guess: you're a guy with a girlfriend and a side chick and both of them got pregnant?

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boopingsnoot 24

Condoms, people.

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thatslifeiguess7 16

So are you pregnant

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mt21mt 15
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Seeing as how the OP is a man, I doubt he is pregnant.

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zoelog 10
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was someone trying to tell you something?

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shannon2348 14
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was someone trying to tell you something???

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