The gift that keeps on giving!
By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 19:30 - United States - New Bremen
By Anonymous - 26/12/2017 19:30 - United States - New Bremen
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Maybe save it for when your bundle arrives? Congratulations!
well, looks like you wont get to enjoy that crown royal. sorry, OP. but congrats?!
Hey, a baby is much better than chlamydia.
you can get rid of chlamydia easier.
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Show it anywayHey just for the record Chief (OP), that Crown Royal Apple shit tastes and smells like some homeless person ate a bunch of McDonalds Hot Apple Pies, threw them up and then rolled around in them, then you came by and took a big whiff of it, and liked it so much that you ate it off his pants. So you didn’t miss anything Dog......
Then don't go if you're going to be such a bitter buzzkill.
Let me guess: you're a guy with a girlfriend and a side chick and both of them got pregnant?
Seeing as how the OP is a man, I doubt he is pregnant.
was someone trying to tell you something?
was someone trying to tell you something???
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Wait so... your secret Santa was basically like, I'm not gonna buy alcohol because I'm pregnant and bitter so I'm going to give you my pregnancy tests instead?
you can get rid of chlamydia easier.