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thejimhawkins
| 13
Wait so... your secret Santa was basically like, I'm not gonna buy alcohol because I'm pregnant and bitter so I'm going to give you my pregnancy tests instead?
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sweetbliss3
| 37
you can get rid of chlamydia easier.
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acmariner99
| 22
Maybe save it for when your bundle arrives? Congratulations!
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Elizabeth Burley
| 20
well, looks like you wont get to enjoy that crown royal. sorry, OP. but congrats?!
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Glowworm56
| 25
Hey, a baby is much better than chlamydia.
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sweetbliss3
| 37
you can get rid of chlamydia easier.
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mt21mt
| 15
Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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bigdaddyeric
| 30
Hey just for the record Chief (OP), that Crown Royal Apple shit tastes and smells like some homeless person ate a bunch of McDonalds Hot Apple Pies, threw them up and then rolled around in them, then you came by and took a big whiff of it, and liked it so much that you ate it off his pants. So you didn’t miss anything Dog......
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Koios
| 29
The fact you got this triggered over a FML is both sad and hilarious
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Selene1090
| 25
Then don't go if you're going to be such a bitter buzzkill.
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Amen
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thejimhawkins
| 13
Wait so... your secret Santa was basically like, I'm not gonna buy alcohol because I'm pregnant and bitter so I'm going to give you my pregnancy tests instead?
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woxliuke
| 11
Let me guess: you're a guy with a girlfriend and a side chick and both of them got pregnant?
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boopingsnoot
| 23
Condoms, people.
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thatslifeiguess7
| 15
So are you pregnant
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mt21mt
| 15
Seeing as how the OP is a man, I doubt he is pregnant.