By DeepFriedLettuce - 29/04/2016 01:33 - United States - Vashon
The Top
By phishy - 05/03/2015 22:26 - United States - Georgetown
By papaedups - 11/04/2016 05:46 - United States - Arlington
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By Well, shit - 18/01/2016 22:04 - United States - San Francisco
By Anonymous - 01/03/2017 12:30
AkaiKitsune tells us more.
Yeah, it's not the only little friend I've found. And considering that when I took the snake to a reptile handler who knew a vet for venomous snakes because it was pretty and I had noticed some scaring, it turned out that the snake had the venom glands removed (improperly and likely illegally) So I really don't think they gave a damn about their animals at all. Yeah, I've found a few dead scorpions, mostly those black emperor scorpions anyone can get in a pet store. A few more interesting snakes and a couple harmless but interesting colour mutations of ball pythons. A couple of them were literally tied in a bag and just left there. Presumably they survived by eating each other. Aside from a rattlesnake and some weird ass snake that seemed to make a ton of noise by rubbing it's scales together nothing really spectacular. Glad I have a friend who's snake obsessed who introduced me to a guy who handles dangerous snakes because I was more interested in the kind of snake that can kill you rather then the pet store variety. I point them out and he takes care of it.
By ThankYou! - 22/12/2015 05:50 - Canada - Winnipeg
Nervous
By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Whittier
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By spaghett - 29/08/2016 20:32 - United States - Brooklyn
Not helping.
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By I can't stand leg puns - 20/08/2018 21:11 - United Kingdom - Feltham
I can't stand leg puns! tells us more.
Hi all! OP here! So, to start off, thanks for all the support (and sorry for firing off last time!). To the one or two of you who think I should be able to stand, first: the disabled seating is there for a reason; second: when you're standing on the bus you use your toes to help you balance a bit, and if you can't move toes on one leg it's a bit difficult. Third: My leg's basically a metal pole with a foot on the end, it's not one of the fully realistic ones, and I was wearing shorts so it was kinda obvious. Next, to those saying she may have been disabled in her own way: Unless she was severely mentally disabled, she still didn't need to shout at me, and I know her locally, she's just a bit of a bitch. Also there was only like 2 other people on the bus, and about 6 free disabled seats, she just wanted MY seat. And yes I realise I post a lot of stuff, life sucks haha. It isn't as consistent as my posting makes it appear, some of these stories happened a while ago, but how many FMLs actually happened that day? I'll try and think of another for you guys next week hahaha. And to whoever said I need my own section on FML, I won't complain hahaha. Thanks for reading the rant, see ya!
By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States
Bad date
By echolaker2019 - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - United States - Scarsdale
By rmonk - 24/02/2016 13:13 - United States - Naperville
By franska - 03/11/2015 00:14 - Suède - Lund
By lil_breezy - 11/09/2014 19:01 - United States - Denver
lil_breezy tells us more.
Hey all. Just a follow-up as this was my FML. I left my house around 10:00pm and approached my car from the front, so I was not alerted to the damage around the back. The piece of paper was not immediately visible from inside, so it must have been tucked down securely against the hood. When I saw it flapping in the wind on the well-lit highway, I tried my best to slow and exit. Too late :( Nothing I could do. I've had better days.
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Knackered
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By WaitWhat - 18/11/2017 08:16 - New Zealand - Auckland
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yeah he was proud I suppose that's why I haven't told him the truth tbh