Then tell him to quit sitting around chit-chatting and get his lazy ass to work!

Go ask them why you're so far behind today.

Should've given him a mirror

Gee I wonder why. And I wonder how long he's gonna last.

It could be a she.

How are they not fired yet???

liars and lazys always use that tactic. plus one for not falling for it, and I would keep one eye close on that employee

it seems no matter where you work, there is always a hard working few picking up the slack for the lazy asses

Let me guess, you're stuck with all the work?

Damn.... time for me to get off FML at work.

Apparently people didn't understand your joke, but I got it.

Hint- he wasn't referring to OP.

^ this guy gets it

wow thats what i have to go through with my job. the lazy ass people in my department and expect me to do all the work while they have conversations in the back for hours and they chat with friends and just dont do anything and i get in trouble for being behind so i know how thats like and it sucks.

Wow man, punctuation is our friend...