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By Anonymous - Australia - Sandringham
Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML
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By  kyat288  |  9

I was asked that once and I said, 'what does it matter? I'm already dead.' It was soo funny cause everyone played along acting like I was a ghost and that he was the only one who could see me... He screamed!

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  CheckItOutItsYou  |  7

Lol, not true. That was the first thing I thought of but wasn't sure about using it. But I said screw it ill use it so I quickly changed it. And our comments have different meanings anyways.

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By  kyat288  |  9

I was asked that once and I said, 'what does it matter? I'm already dead.' It was soo funny cause everyone played along acting like I was a ghost and that he was the only one who could see me... He screamed!

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By  WrongRomance  |  11

What the? Figure yourself out for Pete's sake! You don't even know if you like the candy you have been eating? Unless you have amnesia, you are one seriously distracted soul.

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