She was probably not herself because she was hungry and needed a snickers.

Nailed it

Or she needed a break.. With a kit Kat bar!

37 It's a guy

But what would they do for a Klondike bar?

if you know people hate it, why do you say it?

He's purposely trying to get flames for pointing out contradiction.

Because it's obvious, true, and relevant to the FML.

Let me guess.. As long as she has swag she should be happy, right?

It's a she and I never said that.

2 - kill yourself.

In this case, you used the saying correctly.

What about the zombie apocalypse?! She could live more than once...just saying

Eh if you know people hate it you could've reworded it a little so it wasn't the ever-hated YOLO. Maybe said "you only have one life" Yohlo doesn't quite word.

Oh Jesus. Thumbs down for using YOLO. But hey you only love Oreos . Right? No. Well I do.

And might as well have a Kit Kat bar while you're at it. Don't forget to break me a piece...

Dammit Number 1 saw my comment and edited his to say the same.

Lol, not true. That was the first thing I thought of but wasn't sure about using it. But I said screw it ill use it so I quickly changed it. And our comments have different meanings anyways.

Bacon maybe?......

Don't give him ideas. I don't want pigs to go extinct too quickly. :(

Oh yeah.....I forgot about that. :(

If you are a ghost and he was the was the only one who could see you, how could your friends play along?

29 - you are an idiot