FML : Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that...

Today, a man with a clipboard came up to me in the street to ask me if I was happy with my life insurance. I couldn't bring myself to admit to him that I'm so clueless about my own life that I wasn't sure I was even happy with the Twix I was eating at the time. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous - / Monday 1 October 2012 00:49 / Australia - Sandringham

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By CheckItOutItsYou | 7

#4991003 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:01

I guess you couldn't chew it over with twix

By kyat288 | 9

#4991064 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:09

I was asked that once and I said, 'what does it matter? I'm already dead.' It was soo funny cause everyone played along acting like I was a ghost and that he was the only one who could see me... He screamed!

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By CheckItOutItsYou | 7

#4991003 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:01

I guess you couldn't chew it over with twix

beccaishereyay | 11

#4991222 - Monday 1 October 2012 10:05

She was probably not herself because she was hungry and needed a snickers.

imcarissa | 4

#4991320 - Monday 1 October 2012 10:34

Nailed it

drewcat21 | 0

#4991704 - Monday 1 October 2012 02:03

Or she needed a break.. With a kit Kat bar!

RpiesSPIES | 25

#4991901 - Monday 1 October 2012 03:55

37 It's a guy

Purplefluff | 6

#4992288 - Monday 1 October 2012 06:16

But what would they do for a Klondike bar?

By Zya_fml | 8

#4991011 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:02

Cheer up. I know people hate this saying but... You only live once.

kittytub | 12

#4991042 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:05

if you know people hate it, why do you say it?

Bekeliyr | 10

#4991057 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:08

He's purposely trying to get flames for pointing out contradiction.

Zya_fml | 8

#4991066 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:09

Because it's obvious, true, and relevant to the FML.

ifknh8usernames | 7

#4991073 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:10

Let me guess.. As long as she has swag she should be happy, right?

Zya_fml | 8

#4991086 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:12

It's a she and I never said that.

tswizz | 13

#4991303 - Monday 1 October 2012 10:30

2 - kill yourself.

axelpinap | 2

#4991592 - Monday 1 October 2012 12:50

In this case, you used the saying correctly.

agonydrum | 7

#4991643 - Monday 1 October 2012 01:15

What about the zombie apocalypse?! She could live more than once...just saying

BeforeItWasCool | 12

#4992085 - Monday 1 October 2012 04:56

Eh if you know people hate it you could've reworded it a little so it wasn't the ever-hated YOLO. Maybe said "you only have one life" Yohlo doesn't quite word.

ambear26 | 14

#4994234 - Tuesday 2 October 2012 03:42

Oh Jesus. Thumbs down for using YOLO. But hey you only love Oreos . Right? No. Well I do.

By HeyArnold91 | 8

#4991013 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:02

Chew it over with a Twix

shadowsorel | 15

#4991035 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:04

And might as well have a Kit Kat bar while you're at it. Don't forget to break me a piece...

HeyArnold91 | 8

#4991142 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:24

Dammit Number 1 saw my comment and edited his to say the same.

CheckItOutItsYou | 7

#4993247 - Monday 1 October 2012 11:10

Lol, not true. That was the first thing I thought of but wasn't sure about using it. But I said screw it ill use it so I quickly changed it. And our comments have different meanings anyways.

By Bekeliyr | 10

#4991025 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:03

If Twix won't solve it. I don't know what will. Your life sucks!

IworkAt711 | 14

#4991078 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:11

Bacon maybe?......

Zya_fml | 8

#4991096 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:15

Don't give him ideas. I don't want pigs to go extinct too quickly. :(

IworkAt711 | 14

#4991118 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:17

Oh yeah.....I forgot about that. :(

By ToBeAnnounced | 2

#4991032 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:04

You must be an EXTREMELY clueless person to not instantly be happy that you have a Twix. Weirdo.

By omfgshiz | 7

#4991047 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:07

but, but...it's Twix!

By kyat288 | 9

#4991064 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:09

htownpostman | 16

#4991361 - Monday 1 October 2012 10:49

If you are a ghost and he was the was the only one who could see you, how could your friends play along?

0RedPenguin0 | 8

#4991496 - Monday 1 October 2012 12:12

29 - you are an idiot

By sharksfan48 | 13

#4991098 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:15

Enjoy life while it lasts op, live everyday as if it's your last

By WrongRomance | 10

#4991100 - Monday 1 October 2012 09:16

What the? Figure yourself out for Pete's sake! You don't even know if you like the candy you have been eating? Unless you have amnesia, you are one seriously distracted soul.