By Taylor - 21/04/2014 04:04 - United States - Dubuque

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Today, my boyfriend drove 20 miles to come see me. The closest we got to intimacy was him showing me how he could unlock his iPhone 5s with his penis. FML
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graceinsheepwear 33

Dick move.

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Nmaredia 4

At least you saw some action

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Nmaredia 4

At least you saw some action

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Adeptasaurus 12

Instead of just seeing some action she should have jumped in and made a move. I'm sure he would be happy to oblige

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BIGBOY4rmAHM 19

Sometimes, the girl needs to take initiative.

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belljars 22

You should have been more assertive though

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ElricMustang 23

It doesn't always have to be the guy to make the first move

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jazzy_123 20

true. My bf lives 30 miles away and comes to see me at least once a week. There's no way I'm gonna waste precious time hoping he'll make the first move! Lol. Gotta go for it ladies.

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Saintdyn 9

I'm a guy and can say that sometimes making the first move is harder because we're not sure if it's the right time or okay with the girl.

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LilTiki559 13

One word. Head. Head can/may always leaves to sex in my book. No matter who's the giver. (Me or Her)

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sweetestbitcheva 14

He's a keeper;)

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borntoperform 14

With the touch sensor or nah?

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princess_taylor 3

Yes, it was with the fingerscanner. Smh

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mif_fml 27

He could use his penis to enter the unlock code..

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graceinsheepwear 33

Dick move.

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Animekid126 13

Stop it

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glowbaby 15

Update to a different guy.

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sunnyray812 42

Really??? He was just being funny.

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SpunkyyyMonkeyy 10

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway
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SaintJupiter 16

That's ****** hilarious.

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juturnaamo 29

His penis was out and you didn't get any action? Maybe you should have made a move.

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FlyingLeumer 19

If he had his dick out you should have capitalized!

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kittycat69 5

Hahaha that's awesome he is a keeper

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stryder9090 28

nothing wrong with it, but sounds like he's gay if he had it out and no 'action' ensued

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iOceanus 18

With all due respect, sir, you're sounding like a douche.

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rocker_chick23 27

Why do you think he's gay? This might be a shock to you #11, but even straight men don't feel like having sex sometimes.

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stryder9090 28

lol I said nothing wrong with it! I'm just saying if she wanted to have sex why didn't he do so instead of playing with his phone

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rocker_chick23 27

Again, some men aren't in the mood for sex sometimes. Just because he had it out doesn't mean he was in the mood.

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