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Today, I stumbled upon a slightly drunk neighbor, trying to type in the entry code with his penis. FML

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NewUsername 26

He was only slightly drunk? Wow, what happens when he gets really drunk?

LyricaSilvan 30

The mental image of that is strangely hilarious.

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LyricaSilvan 30

The mental image of that is strangely hilarious.

AussieGirl2014 18

What a dick

Wutdafuqq 24

Can't tell if this is a bad pun, or you for some reason think that the person in question is a dick for being intoxicated. I'm gonna assume the former.

AussieGirl2014 18

Very bad pun obviously! Aren't they all though lol.

NewUsername 26

He was only slightly drunk? Wow, what happens when he gets really drunk?

Yourheadache 19

well, did you help him? ?

Mightyrif 23

This FML is from 2015 and yet is in the Latest section. :/

LyricaSilvan 30

Sometimes they repost old ones.

Emma_fml 11

This is an FML World, it was not originally in English. It has only recently been translated. :)

Mirrorgirl 7

Nothing has been posted on the Swedish FML site since 2014 though, to my great disappointment.

TXfmylifer 10

From the tone of this, I take it you weren't impressed.

kaitlyn520 13

He was just trying to cum inside(;

xcllla_ 27

"Slightly drunk"? Really?

I_am_TheSixth 15

'Burp!' Gotta type this code. hands all full 'hic!'

Colon_Man 17

I read that as 'Edgar Bug' from Men In Black.