Love: Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love...

By Noname - 23/01/2009 17:31 - United States

Today, at lunch, I told a bunch of people how I had been in love with this guy since freshman year. I made a bunch of jokes about how I was going to marry him and our kids would be so attractive. He was at the table next to mine and looked back at me as soon as I finished. FML

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By :/ - 12/03/2016 11:36 - Australia - North Lakes

Today, I talked to my high school sweetheart after 12 years. He confessed that he's been single ever since we broke up, never got over me, and that to this day he loves me dearly. I'm a married mother of two. FML

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By OnlyMee - 09/07/2011 04:32 - United States

Today, at my ex's wedding, I had to listen to his joyful recounting of how he met his bride and how they fell instantly in love and he knew she was perfect for him. All this happened while we were still dating. FML

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By Anonymous - 04/07/2023 15:00

Today, a guy that I've been friends with for almost 20 years, and for whom I have never shown even the slightest bit of romantic interest in, confessed his love for me. In front of everyone we know, at mine and my fiancé's engagement party. FML

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By frenchpie - 17/05/2009 12:05 - Korea Republic of

Today, the guy I liked came over for dinner with some friends. One of them asked him if we were dating, he became so distraught he started to choke on the food I had made, in his haste to tell them that in no uncertain terms, were we together. FML

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By Stolemylady - 04/06/2012 07:05 - Australia

Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML

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By cloudish - 21/05/2017 12:00 - Germany

Today, I finally had the guts to tell my best friend that I like him more than just as a friend. I was about to tell him when he excitedly told me that he met the love of his life yesterday. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/04/2013 23:08 - United States - Oceanside

Today, I told the guy I've liked since we were children that I'm madly in love with him. He replied with, "Aw, I love you too, as a sister." I was speechless. He patted me on the back and said, "Better luck next time." FML

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By bastardddd - 11/04/2009 01:47 - United States

Today, I was in class finishing up an assignment when the guy next to me, my crush, said "I really love your hair." I started to blush then I turned towards him and said thanks, at the same time as the girl he was actually talking to. FML

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Impossible

By Anonymous - 06/06/2011 14:18

Today, I ran into an old high school friend while out with my husband. When she inquired who I was married to, I pointed to my husband, who was looking at shirts. She laughed and said, "No really?", insinuating that I couldn't get anyone that good looking. FML

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By handlin - 14/01/2010 06:45 - Mexico

Today, after 8 years, I confessed one of my best friends I've been in love with him since we were kiddies. His answer was "Don't worry, I won't stop talking to you." FML

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Sunday 29 March 2009 22:45

I said YDI. As a guy, that would creep me out to hear.

DakotaAkira 13

Thursday 4 April 2013 2:22

*Throws dictionary at face*

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FeelMuchBetter 0

Wednesday 11 March 2009 3:10

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Wednesday 25 March 2009 10:31

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will90 5

Sunday 29 March 2009 22:45

I said YDI. As a guy, that would creep me out to hear.

moosey1234 0

Wednesday 1 April 2009 22:41

lol i do tht all the time about meh and my crush but i do it outside of skool. . . lol

DakotaAkira 13

Thursday 4 April 2013 2:22

*Throws dictionary at face*

lolfood 24

Saturday 1 June 2013 17:55

You need to go back to "skool"

24788 6

Thursday 30 April 2009 8:50

Lol, at least he knows how you feel. Maybe he wasn't creeped out.

C0okieMonster 0

Tuesday 5 May 2009 3:21

YDI for expressing your feelings to a bunch of people in a public place and making re-marks and jokes about it, even if they were harmless. But FYL for having such bad luck and having the boy you like at the table next to you. By the way, did they serve cookies that day??? Cookie!