FML : Today, I was on a transatlantic flight, ear plugs in my ears. The steward walked past with a plastic bag. I threw my litter into it and didn't immediately...

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Today, I was on a transatlantic flight, ear plugs in my ears. The steward walked past with a plastic bag. I threw my litter into it and didn't immediately understand why he said, "Very funny, sir." It wasn't a bin bag, he was collecting for Unicef. FML

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By greg76 / Sunday 7 December 2008 03:49 / France

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By arienh4 | 0

#9583 - Sunday 1 March 2009 01:13

Well, aren't you generous today.

By HOPELESSLYxJENN | 0

#200335 - Friday 15 May 2009 03:20

awh. at least it was an honest mistake.

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By arienh4 | 0

#9583 - Sunday 1 March 2009 01:13

Well, aren't you generous today.

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noobgang7 | 5

#853574 - Sunday 14 February 2010 03:06

who cares, they aren't even non-profit a lot of the money goes to them

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TribalSeed | 4

#2145084 - Thursday 3 March 2011 12:00

donate to specific charities it cover many and you might bit support those... Bo

By pinkfrenchrose | 5

#30955 - Saturday 14 March 2009 05:39

>.> Ouch

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bagginzy | 14

#1681162 - Thursday 11 November 2010 07:30

How did you hear him say that if you were listening to music?

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#4115660 - Saturday 3 March 2012 02:16

It's not like he meant to :/

By pommeblossom | 0

#39309 - Wednesday 18 March 2009 03:42

aw:/

By HOPELESSLYxJENN | 0

#200335 - Friday 15 May 2009 03:20

awh. at least it was an honest mistake.

By gc_fml | 0

#218997 - Friday 22 May 2009 02:07

:/ i hope you put money in for him.

By BlaisOf_Fire91 | 0

#229521 - Monday 25 May 2009 06:41

I could see where you would do that. Personally I thought he was giving you a barf bag when I read this xD

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duke_nukem_25299 | 0

#1103752 - Sunday 18 July 2010 12:22

ur pic is amazing

By dan81892 | 2

#252722 - Tuesday 2 June 2009 03:18

i hope you explained yourself afterwords.

By justme6601 | 0

#259921 - Wednesday 3 June 2009 12:04

Unicef can go fuck itself, they deserve your trash and nothing more. Unicef leads to kiddy porn.

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girandwogpig | 0

#377148 - Wednesday 8 July 2009 01:22

ok.................

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MiaLoves | 8

#3073610 - Tuesday 9 August 2011 09:44

Well that was nice..

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mellajella | 14

#6239999 - Sunday 22 March 2015 03:25

11 - an ellipse is 3 periods not as many as you feel like.

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kittykat1501 | 31

#6337647 - Thursday 2 July 2015 02:28

I think 11 means "oooooaaaakkkaaayyyy..."

By Amyb_fml | 0

#265393 - Thursday 4 June 2009 03:08

Haha like this one, bet you felt like a heel!!

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TehGirreth | 0

#2162355 - Tuesday 8 March 2011 06:41

Maybe not a heel; an ankle would make more sense.

By Ea12thquake | 0

#362679 - Friday 3 July 2009 03:41

hahahahahah ahsdgkajshd ahahahahhaaaaahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaahaahahahahhhhha

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