By Anonymous - 25/02/2018 13:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
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thehaystackerine 20

Sounds like you got your life in order though. That's worth something.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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Those poor children.

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JasonThorn 19
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"Next, on ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT..."

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thehaystackerine 20

Sounds like you got your life in order though. That's worth something.

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NostalgiaFreak9 40
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Those poor children.

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bluhbluhbluh 14

That's probably the main reason why you don't have your third child as well.

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Glowworm56 26
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So do the kids get to fight over who gets to inherit the basement when they grow up?

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RichardPencil 30
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kskjon 11
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I don't see how this is a FML

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mayaklast 12
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If I had to chose between your life and your brother's, I'd chose yours anytime. There is still plenty of time for you to meet someone, while he can never take those poor life changing decisions back. Still, your parents have a lot more patience than I do ^^'

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tmj25789 23
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at least you have the right head in success.

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Mungolikecandy 19

Maybe you should socialize a little more?

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