By Anonymous - 25/02/2018 13:00 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, my younger brother, who still lives in our parents' basement and has never held a job in his life, announced that his girlfriend is pregnant with their third child. I'm a college graduate living on my own and I've never even had sex. FML
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thehaystackerine 20

Sounds like you got your life in order though. That's worth something.

Those poor children.

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thehaystackerine 20

Sounds like you got your life in order though. That's worth something.

Those poor children.

That's probably the main reason why you don't have your third child as well.

So do the kids get to fight over who gets to inherit the basement when they grow up?

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I don't see how this is a FML

If I had to chose between your life and your brother's, I'd chose yours anytime. There is still plenty of time for you to meet someone, while he can never take those poor life changing decisions back. Still, your parents have a lot more patience than I do ^^'

at least you have the right head in success.

Mungolikecandy 19

Maybe you should socialize a little more?